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About Me

5 !NEW! Random Facts
Most of the pictures on my camera phone are of my hamster.
According to a kid from France, I speak french "comme un vrai Quebecois."
I used to be literally afraid of some foods, like peanut butter, and tuna
I now like to eat peanut butter WITH my tuna.
I created this page with my own html.
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A Blurb Worth Reading
My name is Allison but my friends call me Bertrude. --- I like long walks on the beach with my chubbacca doll and balding men with beards. --- In my spare time, I like to play the trombone and go on treasure hunts under my couch. I like to eat the things that I find under the cushions. --- I enjoy listening to country tunes while I feed my 13 cats . --- I'd like to thank pull-ups for keeping me dry at night.
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Random Images
This is an ACTUAL diagram from the CSST.
My Understanding:
step 1: What's this here? I guess I should just stand in front of it.
step 2: Man I've been standing here for a couple of hours and boy am I feeling woozy. Must be that crazy fuming red thing.
step 3: Bed time already? no, wait... death. And my goggles magically dissapeared. The end.
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Twas the Jew before Christmas
And all through the place
Procrastination led to gift wrapping
And posting the pics on myspace
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The Teflon Guy
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Self-explanatory. My knees. Nothing else.
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Some Nice Quotes
"If Winnie The Pooh fell through a cheese grater, that would be fun."
John Moore
"You know that you are completely comfortable with a person if you can poo in their toilet."
Me. Yes, I'm quoting myself. Is there a rule against that?
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But the best quotes belong in the quotebook, written by none other than me and the infamous Brittany. One of my favorites... "My mom never used to let me put plastic bags over my head."
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I've been trying to figure out one physical trait that all the guys I'm attracted to have in common... and I've determined that I like guys with big eyebrows. That's correct. Caterpillars on the face.
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Band of the Moment
The White Stripes.
PS - If you're a random band whoring yourself out on myspace, don't add me unless I know you. __________________________________________________
Some Lyrics
"I go down to the river/ Filled with regret/ I go down and I wonder/ If there was any reason left/ I left just before my lungs could get wet/ I'm lonely, but I ain't that lonely yet." - I Ain't That Lonely Yet, The White Stripes
(Yep... that's about as emo as I'll get)
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Oh, and P.S. I'm an Urban Planning student at Concordia. Now is the time where you will look at me and say "oh cool." followed by "...so what is that?" It is what it is: Urban planning. Lots of geography. Think Sim City... If you don't know what Sim City is, we can't be friends.
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My Interests

(i've decided this will have no uppercase letters.) i'm a vegetarian who eats chicken soup and sometimes bacon crumbs. i paint and i am into photography. i studied creative arts, and now urban planning, but i'm no granola hippie. i am slightly addicted to nintendo. i use the word "PS" a lot, which i stole from my friend Steph, and i like just about everyone. except maybe you.

Click here to see some photography of mine...

I'd like to meet:

No, I don't want to meet you because you messaged me to tell me I'm cute, hot, or anything else. No I don't want to add you to msn because you've sent me a picture of your abs. And no, I don't want your phone number. I'd like to meet Johnny Depp. Arguably one of the greatest actors of all time. Maybe Vince Vaughn. Adam Sandler. Owen Wilson. Will Ferell... other SNL veterans.

Music:

T h E W h I t E St Ri PeS

& the BeatLeS - Red HoT ChiLLi PePPers - Pearl JAm - ArCtIc MoNkeyS - The EeLs - Greenday - IncuBus - Bob DylaN - JanIs JopLin - MeTric- RoLLinG StOneS - The VinEs - ThE PreSiDenTs Of The UNiTed staTes Of AmeriCa - QuEeNs Of The StOnE AgE - Foo Fighters - SubLiMe - Jack JohNsOn - BareNaKeD LADiEs - DisTiLLeRs - FuTuRe LeADerS Of The WorLd - BlUe RodeO - AnI DiFrAncO - BrOadwAy MusIcaLs (yes i used to be a theatre student) & Many More...

Movies:

I have a fear of movie theatres.

Television:

24, Grey's Anatomy, The OC, DesPeRate HoUseWivEs, Sex and the City

Books:

ALiCe'S AdVenTurEs In WonDerLanD - CaN YoU KeeP A SeCRet? - One FlEw OvEr The Cuckoo's NeST - The BeLL JaR - WhErE The HEaRt IS

"Fancy, curtseying while falling through the air..."

Confession: Although I have books listed here... and I do like them... they are probably the only ones I've ever read, and note that a couple of them are high school must-reads.

I'm more of a closeted computer nerd. I Bet you didn't know, I wrote the html for this page.

Heroes:

GaRfIeLd is my heRo! What better life can you get, sleep and eat ALL DAY!

Im all seriousness, I look up to many of my teachers as well, and my ambition is to be one of those teachers that makes a real impact.

My Blog

the annihilation of myspace

Internet communities and the like tend to generate weird desires to conspire things. Take myspace for example. I'm pretty certain that somewhere out there, there is a plot to destroy it...
Posted by * Allison on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 09:07:00 PST

anti-blog blog and verbs

i quit blogging. it takes far too much time and effort. i haven't blogged... ( time out... when did "blogging" become a verb? it's definitely being added to the webster's dictionnary. did you know tha...
Posted by * Allison on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 04:43:00 PST

i think i just visited the FUTURE munch box

everyone... everyone that went to abbott. have you ever been to Boccaccinos on a thursday night? it is perhaps the dwelling of all those who sit and glare in the munch box. There is where I saw them.....
Posted by * Allison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

why does emo suck so much

I was just listening to music when some really bad songs came on. And they just wouldn't stop. That's when I decided that I couldn't take it anymore and I had to say something. Apparently, theres a...
Posted by * Allison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my first accident

Last night on the way to what was going to be an awesome party, I got into an accident. I heard some beeping, and next thing I knew, I had been hit from behind and my car was crushed on the lampost...
Posted by * Allison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

if you thought KD was good before....

alright, so for all you cheesy macaroni lovers out there.... i just made the best pot of KD ever. would you like to know my secret?? read on. the secret to perfect kraft dinner is to omit the m...
Posted by * Allison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bacon eating jewish vegetarian

hey i forgot about this blog thing. im wondering if anyone reads them anyway. well, the subject of this one will be how i am a horrible vegetarian and on some days vegan. today for breakfast i ...
Posted by * Allison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bye bye friend!

Today was a sad day. My mother decided that it was time to depart with my much-loved gingerbread house. I shall miss it. But, before we said our goodbyes, I was able to pick the hard candies off i...
Posted by * Allison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

lack of brainwaves

its 3:50am, and I think my mind has lost its capacity to create structured sentences. a guy at the blub... hahah i wrote blub, i meant to write club.... what was i saying... oh true! a guy at the...
Posted by * Allison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fairy dust

FIRST BLOG EVER! Welcome to MY space!
Posted by * Allison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST