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bunny

world's biggest Habs fan / beer drinker

About Me

I'm a very simple kind of guy. I like hockey. I like drinking. I like attention. In my spare time I like to write poetry, play guitar, and kill prostitutes and hide the bodies in my attic, but only on Tuesdays (the prostitute thing, not the poetry). All my clothes are coated with Teflon, so you can spill water on me without getting me wet, and you can fry an egg on me without it sticking.

My Interests

hockey, beer, hockey, tits

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Saku Koivu, cause he's my hero.I'd also like to meet a lonely 35 year old single mother who would take me as her sex slave. It would be even better if she was a teacher. I don't know why, but I got something for teachers.Also, I'd like to meet Lindsay Lohan, except before she got blonde and skinny and crackwhore and ugly.

Television:

Seinfeld and Family Guy. You really need nothing else. Well, besides hockey on RDS.

Heroes:

Saku Koivu and my dad.

My Blog

You know what really pisses me off?

Right, so there's this girl on my buddy list who I don't really know. Normally, I'd delete someone like this but she just bugs me so much, I can't bring myself to do it because I just HAVE to see what...
Posted by bunny on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 08:53:00 PST

Toronto Maple Leafs lineup

Leafs LineupSundin - Lindros - AmbulanceO'neill - Ambulance - AllisonSome Russian guy - Ambulance - AntropauvreSome AHL Kid - Ambulance - Carlo CloakayovoDefens...
Posted by bunny on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 10:05:00 PST

NHL players are not human

Okay so today, after Habs training camp, I now know I have no shot at ever making the NHL. See, I figured that you just need to be a really awesome hockey player to be an NHLer. Ah, I was wrong. See, ...
Posted by bunny on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 08:50:00 PST

BRAND NEW FUCKING BLOG

Yaaaaaaa I'm writing a new blog. Maybe all 12 of the people on my buddy list will read it this time? Okay, so I'm very excited today because I got my 42 tickets to the Habs this year. And more are on ...
Posted by bunny on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 07:22:00 PST

Mexican trip details!

The following are some of the events that happened and descoveries made on my trip to Cancun: - Marc, Peter and I discovered that Mexico secretly houses Weapons of Ass Destruction in the form of ...
Posted by bunny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Last night...

Last night may have been one of the craziest nights ever. I say it may have been because I honestly cannot remember anything. I don't know when was the last time I drank as much as I did yesterday. Th...
Posted by bunny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my first ever blog

Right, so I've never really done one of these before. I don't even know why I'm bothering with this because I can't think of anyone that will read it. I have a total of 0 people on my friends list. We...
Posted by bunny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST