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About Me

I am a Mistress and it is a large part of who and what I am. I believe in the healing and therapeutic value of BDSM, allowing players to explore themselves. I also like to use BDSM to challenge myopic gender ideas. Oh yes, my friends BDSM as social change for the betterment of all.Nothing should suffer unless they enjoy it or deserve it...I am a Domina for change. I encourage embracing the Bra instead of burning it. Flaming an undergarment is less likely to push female equality and more likely to lead to bad backs and floppy titties. More jiggle for boys to oggle. Instead, a soft voice, a big stick, and sky high heels will do more to empower. I make others want to follow my lead.Put down the vinegar. Pick up the honey jar. You'll catch many more flies.... (now can anyone tell me what musical that lyric is from?)Make no mistake, I am not looking for a boyfriend but I am looking for a femm girlfriend. Butch does nothing for me. Do not contact me if you want a date. Not going to amuse me. But feel free to contact me as a friend, if you have any questions re: BDSM, or if you are interested in procuring a session with me. I enjoy play that ranges from beginner (light) to edge (hardcore). If and only if you are 18 and older you can look up my personal web site. Just look up MClarissa.com

My Interests

Morbidly fascinated by pop culture and serial killers/profiling, museums (art/science), theatre, live performance, art, architecture, music, Adult Swim, travel, comic/sci-fi/horror conventions, all things trek, gate, scape, Python, and animal rescue, espcially Pit Bulls. We must speak up for those who can not.

I'd like to meet:

Keith Oberman and Chris Mathews. They are my personal dieties. I find them extremely, nerdly, libral hot.My nipples are hard.A personal female submissive that is relatively sane and attractive.The cronies in the current administration. I need to see if they are actually human or Demon Spawn/Evil Clones (if the men in black take me away in the middle of the night, you will know why)and...George Lucas so I can ask for my money back and therapy for ruining the brilliance that WAS StarWarsand...Condeleeza Rice so I can slap her

Music:

BNL (bastards won't let me use their music on myspace),David Byrne, Lauper, Jonny Clegg and Sevuka, Moxy Fruvas, Peter Gabriel, Delerium, Mozart, Sting/Police,Fat Boy Slim, Talking Heads, XTC, Erasure, Dido, Roxy Music, Paul Simon,Some Musical Theatre (not too dang cheesy), Collective Soul, Live, Yoko Kanno, Billy Joel (mandatory as I lived in L.I. 4 10 yrs)

Movies:

The MJ Files

A short stop-motion animation which addresses the issue of marijuana and hemp legalization in the US. Subjects include Anslinger, industrial hemp, hemp products, medical marijuana, and marijuana history and legalization.

Television:

Adult Swim and most of it's line up, Think horror, sci-fi, and comedy... Little Britain, Eureka, My Name's Earl, SG-1, Star Trek ng, Monty Python, American Dad, South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy, Cold Case Files, Best Week Ever, Muppet Show, Attack of the Show, X-Play, Daily Show, Colbert Report, 4400, and so many I can't remember right now

Books:

Man's Search for Meaning, 1984, Animal Farm, Brave New World, Good Omens, Coraline, anything by profiler John Douglas, A Hand Maids Tale, The Library of Doctor Seuss, Pocket Nietzche, Jesus on Mars, Coraline

Heroes:

Almost all my heroes are passed tense, pushing up the daisies.. Lucille Ball, Graham Chapman, Benny Hill, Jim Henson, JFK, Dr.Victor Frankel, Marx, Nietzche, Einstein

My Blog

Why Mistress is a bitch on the phone

Phone-itude How many times have I heard slave after slave lament about how mean Mistresses are on the phone? Too many to count. It is a common accurance indeed. However, there is good r...
Posted by Mistress on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:49:00 PST

Every Man Should Xdress

There I said it. Every man at least once in his life should crossdress. In fact, I make all my personals as well as those that I am fond of don a pair of heels, bra, and thong. I believe it is importa...
Posted by Mistress on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:44:00 PST

Big Boob Lament

Big Bust Lament Once again I got a friend request by someone who is into BBW. And like usual I denied it. I always deny those who are into fat chicks and want to add me to their friends...
Posted by Mistress on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:43:00 PST

10 things about me

Just in case you didn't know, here are 10 things about me1. I am registerd as a Republican so I can fuck with them with greater ease!2. I am completely pussy whipped. My three cats (i refer to them as...
Posted by Mistress on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:42:00 PST

So you want an owner, but you live far far away

Once again, my in box is filled to the brim with numerous boys looking to be owned or kept in slavery. Sounds good, right? However there is one huge glaring problem. Many of these dorks live nowhere n...
Posted by Mistress on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:09:00 PST

NoNo Moto Q

So to make up for all the shit Sprint has put me through, they send me a Moto Q to make me happy.My contract was coming to an end and I basically said I needed something that takes pics, gets net, che...
Posted by Mistress on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:25:00 PST

$$@R@BI@N BO$$ unhappy response

Fat Ass was not thrilled with my response to his rude missive. He may have been too dumb to understand that his letter to me was actually insulting. My mistake to think he had higher brain function an...
Posted by Mistress on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 10:28:00 PST

Disrespectful fat ass

Like usual, my day is not complete without some dumbass-world-revolves-around-me-man (and I use the word man very loosely). Often it is a phone call or an email by some schmuck who wants me to d...
Posted by Mistress on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:08:00 PST

Do Not Donate Blood

Since I have always believed in helping those around us, especially those who can not help themselves. This is a shared experience and we are not alone. If we all helped each other and had more unders...
Posted by Mistress on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 04:38:00 PST

My letter to Matt the Pit Bull hater

All those articles really attest to is that awful and irrisposible owners have now caused tragedies. Your hostility should be directed at the owners not the dogs or breed. Those dogs are not represent...
Posted by Mistress on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:35:00 PST