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tyler

47% chance of rain

About Me

i like to argue.a lot.i am a pedestrian.so i have the right of way.remember this. buses like to halfway run me over. i'm a big fan of using the phrase "i was only barely going out.." i am a vegetarian..cause they taste better. i am a california boy..so i'm a version of relaxed. i am a drunk..so i probably don't remember you. i will make fun of you..i will do this.loudly. i am funny in a weird way..usually around midnight. i like avocado. i am a hypochondriac. i am retarted.this is true. i am a swimmer. i am a hypochondriac. i am a tailor. i am a reader. i am a writer. i am a lover. i am not a fighter.haha. i am a hypocrite. i am bad at confrontations with people i love. so i dont do them. i am a pizza connoussier. i am not a great speller. i am fair. i am as open minded as it gets. i am an over annalyst and a space cadet. i am not a smoker. i'm addicted to magazines.especially Vice and Paper.i am a good listener.(selective hearing though) i am a bad talker. well not anymore i'm actually really loud now. i am a big fan of commercials where people fall.and also seeing people fall in front of you, more so if its someone you know/and or dislike. i am bad at tennis but i love it.(im getting better) i am honest. i am not like most people. i am a shit talker/argumentative when i'm drunk. but not purposefully, so i dont count as a badass. i am a pirate.[i swear] i believe in the code-no secrets between sailors..

My Interests

movies, concerts, soccer, pie eating contests, playing guitar

I'd like to meet:

People that don't try to prove their maturity.

Music:

Gravy Train, Bjork, Far, Built to Spill, OneLineDrawing, Thursday, Dredg, Radiohead, Deftones, Audiovent (Vent R.I.P), Jets to Brazil, Atreyu, Aria Decline, Sunny Day Real Estate, Jamiroquai, Miles Davis, Jonh Coltrane, Cannonball Adderly, The Urge, Jimmy Eat World, Sigur Ros, Mars Volta, Fire Theft, At the Drive In, Dead Poetic, Sleepytime Gorrila Museum, Modest Mouse, Vela, Thrice, Avenged Sevenfold, Lost Prophets, A Static Lullaby, Poison the Well, Air, Glassjaw, Finch, Zack Hexum, The Darkness (silliest band ever), Gratitude, Cursive, Revolution Smile, Tortoise, Trace Element, Rosewood Fall, Jawbreaker, Fire Kills, The Arcade Fire, Juliana Theory, Emery, Blindside, Underoath, Acceptance, DOVES (SO FUCKING GOOD), Built to Spill, Elton John (Captain Fantastic era), Promise Ring, Denali, Head Automatica, Get Up Kids, Brazil, Haste the Day, My Chemical Romance, The Promise Ring, H.I.M., The Color Turning, Pinback, Kings Of Convenience, Ben Folds Five and lots lots lots more....

Movies:

all Troma movies! EdTV, The Goonies, Die Hard, The Hidden Door, Bladerunner, The Dark Crystal, Amelie, Princess Mononoke, Napoleon Dynamite, American History X, Kill Bill, Snatch, Dancer in the Dark, Zoolander, Super Troopers, Clerks, Ferris Beuler's Day Off (I learned much from this one), Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, City of God, Pirates of the Caribbean, Cowboy Bebop movie, Spirited Away, Old School, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Spirited Away, THE BURBS (!!!!!) and more

Television:

I don't have cable