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Big Neal Gordon

Fuck that

About Me

Holy shit, I don't even know what to say. I'm one of a fucking kind. That is about the only legitimate peice of info I have on me. I'll make you laugh and go on my merry way, if you want to go with me, awesome. If not, no loss.

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My Interests

Nothing really, I'm just happy the mornings I wake up motivated. Makes the day easier.

I'd like to meet:

I am more than willing to meet anyone. Regardless of the expression on my face...

Music:

I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed Oh God it feels like forever But no one ever tells you that forever Feels like I'm sitting all alone inside your headHow do you feel, that is the question But I forget, you don't expect an easy answer When something like a soul becomes initialized And folded up like paper dolls and little notes You can't expect to bitter folks And while you're outside looking in Describing what you see Remember what you're staring at is me'Cause I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed All I know is that it feels like forever When no one ever tells you that forever Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your headHow much is real, so much to question And never dare make up the mannequins Contaminating everything When thought came from the heart It never did right from the start Just listen to the noises (No more sad voices) Before you tell yourself It's just a different scene Remembering is just different from what you've seenI'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed And all I know is that it feels like forever When no one ever tells you that forever Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head(REFRAIN): And it's the stars The stars that shine for you And it's the stars The stars that lie to youI'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed Oh God it feels like forever But no one ever tells you that forever Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head'Cause I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed All I know is that it feels like forever But no one ever tells you that forever Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head(REFRAIN) [2x]The stars The stars that lie

Movies:

Anything, it just needs to entertain.

Television:

Anything funny, I need more material...

Books:

Nothing Religious

Heroes:

I am my own hero, I've saved babies from certain death.

My Blog

A New Perspective

Sometimes in life, Shit happens.  That's the best way to say it.  I have been through some shit recently.  None of it was directly related to me, but it will change the man I am for the...
Posted by Big Neal Gordon on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 04:30:00 PST

I was feeling philosophical

Since the dawn of time, Man has felt the need to question himself.  We all want to know where we came from.  Who am I?  What am I here for?  Is there a greater meaning to the Unive...
Posted by Big Neal Gordon on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:22:00 PST

It's the most wonderful time of the night...

It's 10:00 PM that means it's time to turn of the patient phones, which means people call pissed off that I just cut off their conversation, but I can play dumb like it's an automatic timer.  The...
Posted by Big Neal Gordon on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:10:00 PST

Whoa...

In all my years to try to make myself feel like I'm one of the crowd.  I hit a wall, and it's a good one.  You may feel special.  You may look in the mirror and get that warm feeling, m...
Posted by Big Neal Gordon on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 08:37:00 PST

WTF?!?!?!?

Phone:  *ding* Me: Operator, Neal. Them: Can you tell me what day it is? Me: I'm sorry...? Them:  What day is it? Me: Um...  Saturday...? Them: Ok, thanks. Phone: *click*   What th...
Posted by Big Neal Gordon on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 08:06:00 PST

Lunchtime Adventures

While sitting at work, doing my best to avoid working, I received a call from an elderly woman somewhere in New Hampshire.  She was calling because she "lives in New Hampshire, but (her) mother l...
Posted by Big Neal Gordon on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 04:32:00 PST

Let's all raise our glasses...

As many of you here already know, Steve Irwinn, a great man and an even better animal hunter (specifically crocodiles) passed away.  Well not so much passed as it was stolen in the form of a fles...
Posted by Big Neal Gordon on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 08:15:00 PST

worthless....

lately it's been hard for me to feel like I belong anywhere.   I have no friends, a few acquaintences and a family that doesn't even like me.  I called my brother to hang out tonight, 45 mi...
Posted by Big Neal Gordon on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:40:00 PST

She wanted a taxi...

The calls are starting again.... Phone: *Ding* Me: Kaiser Medical Center Operator, Neal. Them: Yeah, do you have a number for the Yellow Cab? Me: For Yellow Cab?  (This was a patient, so this isn...
Posted by Big Neal Gordon on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 08:36:00 PST

Now I'm pissed

Some guy called and... Fuck it... Names and kaiser numbers have been changed to protect the dipshit... and I don't remember what he said in all honesty. Phone: *ding* Me: Kaiser Medical Center Operato...
Posted by Big Neal Gordon on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 07:21:00 PST