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Dorkus Malorkus

Freak-a-zoid...run around with no underware!

About Me

Thats right... Im a a rare proud species known as dorkus marlorkus... I really like to shoot photography and sculpt. In my time ive been known to paint some bad paintings, and even write some horrible poems and short stories. Ive played music pretty much my whole life. I love to play pool and even lose money playing poker (ima SUCKER). I just recently moved back up to San Jose from Santa Barbara. I loved the people down there but just hated the school. I was attending brooks institute of photography. I really like meeting new people and even though i hate coffee i seem to go on alot of late night coffee runs...

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Other proud dorkus malorkusi (thats plural for dorkus malorkus).

Music:

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Movies:

top five favorite movies... 1.Pulp Fiction 2.High Fidelity 3.Rushmore 4.Garden State 5.Endless Sunshine of the Spotless Mind