Chris

Get Your Stoned Ass Off the Couch!

That’s right, fuckers, because my band, The Result of Lust, is playing LIVE Sunday, 420 Day.  (That’s April 20 to all you non-potheads).  Tickets are available through band membe...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:29:00 PST

$50,000 Sock

Okay, so now that The Result of Lust is alive and kicking once more, I felt like leaving some lyrics for you guys to sit and ponder or comment on or whatever. We're putting together a few more songs b...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 05:58:00 PST

Ire Works!

Alright, so DEP dropped Ire Works yesterday, and I am just completely overwhelmed by the magnitude of that album.  It's incredible.  I mean, I had high hopes for the album, but it totally bl...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:04:00 PST

Searching... Searching... Searching

My band, The Result of Lust, is looking for a drummer in the Atlanta area to continue our plan of mass destruction and annihalation of crappy music everywhere.This is what we're looking for:1) Double ...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 06:28:00 PST

This is good!

From loljesus.com The following is an actual question given on a University of Liverpool chemistry final exam. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues ...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 07:43:00 PST

Holey Fuckin' Moley!

I am proud to say that, for the first time ever, I weigh in at over 140 lbs.!!All that beer and baby's grandmama's cookin' has done me good!...uh, that is all.oh, and if you haven't heard of heavy hea...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 08:58:00 PST

I have seen the light!

Okay. So last night had to be the greatest night of my life. No words can hope to describe the experience that is TOOL. After finding our seats stage left nosebleed section we thought we had gotten sh...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:07:00 PST

Didn't see that coming...

Just on a whim, while I was killing time on myspace one fateful day, I happened to see a link to Poetry.com for this contest they were running for poetry with a cash prize. So I said to myself, "Self,...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:25:00 PST

Disaster in 4/4

Step up. Step out. The crowd is electric, and there is poison in the air. Step up. Stand down. The air is electric, and there is fever close at hand. Watch the windows; mind the widows. Face yourself ...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:13:00 PST

Fucking Genius - Must Read

That Grandiose Son Of A Bitch, Jesus. The other day, I, the Most Venerable One, was chillaxing at my nigga Jesus' crib, s...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:03:00 PST