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Patient: C130027-5
Name: Craig Thompson
Condition: Psychosis, extreme optimistic/pessimistic tendencies, frequent sexual frustrations, miscellaneous sadistic behavioral traits.
Prescription: Pen, pencil, paper, tea/coffee, freshly charged iPod.
Diagnosis: Inability to detach from distorted reality formed inside own head, and inability to remain stationary at times of necessary logic. Plagued by irrational and mildly disturbing thoughts. Drawn into fiction relatively easily. Ability to convey messages through writing or drawing. Pyrophile. Obsession with shrouds or masks of any variety.
An ordinal pirate ship made of lost souls, we plunger and pilage through North and South Poles. We only steal metal like guns, tanks and toasters, and we melt it all down and we make rollercoasters. _______________________________________________________

My Interests

Anything fun. Though what I consider to be fun might bore some to tears. Everyone likes to drink though, don't they? Oh, and Poker. Gotta love Poker.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone, I'm a people person. I love to natter.

Music:

There's far too many genres and bands to note down. Even the elderly will find something they like on my iPod. Like Jazz Nation Radio, or a bit of Motown Swing.

Movies:

Works that challenge to such a degree I don't completely understand it upon first viewing. Cloverfield, Donnie Darko and Midnight Cowboy spring to mind, but I'll usually watch anything.

Television:

Scrubs, Everybody Loves Raymond, Frasier, Becker... basically Paramount Comedy. Don't watch too much TV though, it can massacre imaginations.

Books:

Yes Man
DaVinci Code
Mary Mary
Catcher In The Rye

Heroes:

The old grumpy man on the bus. His pessimistic views were not only true, but it's an echo of my future self.

My Blog

And Another Thing...

In Boots the other day I saw some packets of Immodium in the last minute impulse-buy rack by the till. Now chewing gum I can understand, but you've either got chonic diarrohea or you haven't. How rid...
Posted by In Search Of The on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:15:00 PST

Untitled Verbal Noodling.

They certainly don't make horses like they used to. I was watching Blazing Saddles recently and the horses are hard as fuckin' nails, I swear. They're galloping over wooden pole hurdles, getting hung...
Posted by In Search Of The on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 07:42:00 PST

Rock And Dole.

It's cold and it's wet, you've just lost your job and your girlfriend has left for another MySpace goer. Then yonder, you hear a version of The Pretender that's so off key that it lifts your mood and ...
Posted by In Search Of The on Tue, 13 May 2008 10:40:00 PST

Hey Everyone! Stealing Music Is Easy!

Well, it is when you think. There's nothing stopping an Average John searching for an album, clicking something and have it etched onto his harddrive as he so wishes. That's too easy for some though, ...
Posted by In Search Of The on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:23:00 PST

Paradox

If you were supposed to go back in time and become your own grandfather by some measure or another, would there be a cut off point? In theory, as long as it happened, your existance is sealed. However...
Posted by In Search Of The on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:54:00 PST

Kid’s Book Secrets Revealed: Now That Dumbledore Has Been Outed

Author J.K Rowling shocked fans of Harry Potter last year when she blurted out that beloved Hogwarts Headmaster Albus Dumbledore... how should I put this delicately... enjoys gazing into crystal balls...
Posted by In Search Of The on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:01:00 PST

Delicious Journeys Through America For The Purpose Of Making Locals Uncomfortable: Part II

In case your powers of observation fail you, this is part 2 of the America blog which includes everything that was neglected in the previous section due it being long enough and you really couldn't be...
Posted by In Search Of The on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:57:00 PST

Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Great Benefit Of Twats From The UK: The America Blog

Before I go on, if you're looking for a comprehensive guide to the trip that was America, please visit Fraser's blog. There you will find the first day of the trip and providing he doesn't get fucking...
Posted by In Search Of The on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:03:00 PST

Accordion Hero.

You know about Guitar Hero right? That game with the large piece of plastic with five clickable tabs that allow you to produce an insane array of notes? Well, now there’s a new spawn. There&rsqu...
Posted by In Search Of The on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:29:00 PST

Richards Rudimentarily Resolved Request.

Richard said to me yesterday "put me in a blog".Well, maybe he did, I can’t remember exactly, but all I know is that was the direction of the conversation. So, Richard, this blog’s dedicat...
Posted by In Search Of The on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:03:00 PST