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GoofieGolfer

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.Thanks Bill for the great moment in Golf comedy gunga-galunga!!!

My Interests

Golf, Golf and more golf

I'd like to meet:

Golf Fans!!! Sign up and join a great up and coming golf community...great stuff!

Music:

I love it all!

Movies:

Caddy Shack, Happy Gilmore, Tin Cup.

Heroes:

Jack, Tiger, Phil, Ben

My Blog

Golfer Stranded

Thanks to my friend at www.mygolfgroups.com A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck g...
Posted by GoofieGolfer on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 02:12:00 PST

Golf Confession

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "What is your sin, my child?" the priest asks back. "Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and I feel ...
Posted by GoofieGolfer on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 05:59:00 PST

To Keep my friends updated. Please check it out!!!

Hey all! I just wanted to keep my new golf friends updated of my previous posts.  Plus I gives my existing friends a chance to go back an enjoy some funny golf videos I found...Enjoy!  And t...
Posted by GoofieGolfer on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 01:23:00 PST

Yogi Berra quotes: from rinkworks.com

These are great quotes from the great Yogi Berra...You may need to read them twice to get them.  If you don't know who Yogi is if you ever heard the phrase "It ain't over till it's over" then you...
Posted by GoofieGolfer on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 05:09:00 PST

Golf quotes: From Quotegarden.com

Golf is like a love affair.  If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.  ~Arthur DaleyGolf is a fascinating game.  It has taken me n...
Posted by GoofieGolfer on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 04:59:00 PST