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Keith

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About Me

I write reviews for www.rockbeatstone.com They're the hilarious torrents of bitch, or the gushing worlds of lovely. They sent me to Barcelona to see Sonic Youth at Primavera and I don't think I've written anything for them since. My band are called Bulk & Skull. We're a heavy-metal chamber-jazz quartet. Like Slint meets Melvins meets The Fall. Although obviously not as good as any of these. Yet.
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My Interests

William Burroughs; Miquita Oliver; Jack Kerouac; Ed Norton; Steve Albini; Sonic Youth; Chicago, IL (USA); Darren Aronofsky; Martin Amis; Laughing at people's Facebook photos (sorry: I'm clearly not mature enough for Facebook); Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum; Hadley Freeman (The Guardian Fashion editor); Armando Ianucci; San Diego, CA (USA); Ornette Coleman; The Welsh; Angelina Jolie; Pancakes; Manchester (UK); Natalie Portman; Zatoichi; The Chapman Bros; Jim Beam; Dr John; 38E cups; Tony Wilson; Huw Stephens; Mark Lamarr; A Bout De Soufflé; Hubert Selby JR; Angela Gannon from The Magic Numbers; Charles Dickens; Butthole Surfers; Chris Morris; Scandinavian Women; Rune Grammafon Records; www.hyperdub.net; Charlie Brooker; David Mitchell; Billy Bob Thornton; The Hulk; Mutya from Sugababes; Swans; The Mighty Boosh; Kyuss; Nietzsche; Annie Mac (but not really for her radio talents); King of The Hill; Banoffee Pie (both the tasty dessert and the arts events); When Harry Met Sally; Wayne Shorter; Grace Slick; Brittney Murphy; Bill Murray; Hash Browns; Punctuation; Helmet; Adventures; John Zorn; Lindsay Lohan; Ghandy; Bret Easton Ellis; www.pitchforkmedia.com; Hippos; Touch & Go Records; Jimmy Carr; Austin, TX (USA); Rosario Dawson; Michael Marshall Smith; Glenn Branca; Bitches Brew; Guiness; Swingers; 679 Recordings; Portia de Rossi; Led Zeppelin; Haruki Murakami; Van Morrison; The Fall; Carrot Cake; MF Doom; Alice Coltrane; Johnny Depp; David Holmes; www.weirdears.com; Charles Bukowski; Bombay Sapphire; Les Savy Fav; Melvins; Joquain Phoenix; Neil Young; Tricky; Asahi Dry; Vinyl Exchange on Oldham St, Manchester; Allen Ginsberg; Women with interesting names; All-day band events organised in the Ouseburn delta (Newcastle); Sun Ra; Broken Lizard Films; The Stooges; Scarlett Johansson; Pretending to be The Bad Santa Harry Potter; Perry Farrell; Paddy Constantine; Woke; Terry Gilliam; Vocabulary; The Jesus Lizard; Ameoba Records on Sunset Blvd, LA; Mike Patton; Young God Records; John Barth; Ross Noble; Shiraz; Raymond Chandler; Richard Pryor; Pharoah Saunders; Swearing (but not gratuitously); McLusky; Record Collector, Broomhill, Sheffield; Tenchu: The Wrath of Heaven; Lester Bangs; The mighty 5-a-side (dis)abilities of Team Skill Force (nee Slee FC); Joanna Newsom; Dazed and Confused; Bill Hicks; Corona; Nigella Lawson

Music:

Albums: 1) Funhouse - The Stooges 2) Daydream Nation - Sonic Youth 3) Physical Graffitti - Led Zeppelin 4) Pre Millenium Tension - Tricky 5) Welcome to Sky Valley - KyussSongs: 1) 1970 - The Stooges 2) Gladiator - The Jesus Lizard 3) Black Coffee - Nearly God 4) Human Cannonball - Butthole Surfers 5) Lonely Woman - Ornette Coleman 'Astral Weeks' by Van Morrison is a lovely song to play when the sun rises. 'Hymn of The Big Wheel' by Massive Attack will be played at my funeral. 'Grinder' by Big Black is good to drive to.

Television:

Makes you stupid, except for the good stuff like the News.

Books:

I've read some, but not all of them. This irks me sometimes.1) Post Office - Charles Bukowski 2) On The Road - Jack Kerouac 3) Place of Dead Roads - William Burroughs 4) Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte 5) Less Than Zero - Bret Easton Ellis The best short story ever is either 'The Dead' by James Joyce; 'Horse Legs' by Ryosuke Atakawa or 'John Coltrane Lives!' by Lester Bangs.

Heroes:

Hunter S Thompson Charles Bukowski Mark E Smith Jack Kerouac Lester Bangs Anyone else who realises that being a drunk and a cunt do not necessarily make you wrong or a bad person.

My Blog

The Stooges

Seriously though, how good are they? I don't even know if the new song is that good, but I really like it. And I'm looking at going to Primavera Festival in Barcelona in May. I do like adventures....
Posted by Keith on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:53:00 PST

Cardiff 2006

I want to go to Wales for my birthday. And its ridiculously difficult/ expensive/ a little of both. The trains cost a fortune, and planers don't come back until Monday. Selfish, I say.
Posted by Keith on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:30:00 PST

Cool New People!

But they're never really that cool are they? I always get mediterranean looking boys trying to look like Christiano Ronaldo or girls on holiday (with the requisite vest tops and fat red cleavage) poki...
Posted by Keith on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 01:42:00 PST

Keith has 0 friends

It appears nothing much has changed in between the real world and cyberspace. I feel rather like Keanu Reeves in the first Matrix. Except obviously I can act like a real human being instead of playing...
Posted by Keith on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 12:15:00 PST