Dan.....
Grew back his mullet and now the heat is making it itchy.
That is all.
A girl who I can act like a complete moron in front of and not feel embarrassed.
A girl who is just as silly as I am and has the same sense of humour.
A girl who will look at my awesome dance moves in awe and not tell me to stop.
A girl who I can cuddle for hours and hours.
A girl who doesn't mind me stealing her straighteners and hairspray.
A girl who wiggles her finger randomly when she sees a particular type of a car.
A girl who is quite content killing zombies on my Xbox 360 while I have a shower.
A girl who doesn't mind being called a muffin on a regular basis.
A girl who will make me feel like the luckiest guy in the world.
LOWDZ
LOTZ
NONEZ
WANT MOAR PLZ
This guy.