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David

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

About Me

I am the coolest and funniest guy you will ever meet...

My Interests

Oh, I like stuff... and things.

I'd like to meet:

I only want to meet cool people. I spit in the face of anyone who does not want to be cool.

Music:

I like all kinds of music!

Movies:

Ah... movies went to hell when they turned to talkies!

Books:

Books... yes we have books!

Heroes:

I always kinda thought the Red Wizard in Gauntlet was pretty cool. He was highly underrated.

My Blog

More Rap Lyrics for Dummies

I think this video pretty much speaks for itself. ...
Posted by David on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 09:36:00 PST

Rap Lyrics for Dummies

Lyrics:First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeysDummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin moneyThose the ones I like cause they dont get nathanBut penetration, unless it smells like sanitationG...
Posted by David on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 02:24:00 PST

My xbox's Blog....

And here all this time i thought that Xbox 360 was just for playing games... little did i know that it actually has it's own blog!!! Check it out! ;-) http://www.360voice.com/blog.asp?tag=Blade2032...
Posted by David on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:40:00 PST

Oh no! Tom is serious!!

People on this site crack me up. They post this bulletins saying stuff like "if you dont post this bulletin your myspace account is going to be deleted" or the more common one, "if you dont post ...
Posted by David on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 08:25:00 PST

Drivers

You know what really drives me crazy? Is when you're driving down the road, and some crazy person gies flying past you at like 100 mph, pulls over in front of you, hits their breaks, then proceeds to ...
Posted by David on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 07:51:00 PST

Why? Can someone please tell me why?!

Why do people come on an Intsant Messaging program, and then put up an away message saying something like "i'm busy dont bother me!". WTF?! Why do you turn on a program that is used for CHATTING if yo...
Posted by David on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 02:28:00 PST

What's up with all these bulletins?

What is up with all these crazy bulletins asking me to answer stupid questions about myself that no know cares to know? Or the ones that say if i dont forward this out to everyone i know i'll be dead ...
Posted by David on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 09:03:00 PST

You know what really grinds my gears?

I hAtE wHeN pEoPlE tYpE lIkE tHiS. iSnT tHiS tHe MoSt AnNoYiNg ThInG iN tHe WoRlD? WeLl, I cAn PrObAbLy ThInK oF a FeW oThEr ThInGs ThAt ArE wOrSe....   You know what else grinds my gears? When I...
Posted by David on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 12:40:00 PST

I hate these long holiday weekends!

Everyone has plans but me! So i get to sit around and do nothing. Now that... that's not cool.
Posted by David on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 02:48:00 PST

Blog?

What the hell is a blog? It sounds like something my cat left for me on the carpet... something i gotta clean up. I really hate cleaning up after those damn cats. I wish they'd learn to clean up after...
Posted by David on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST