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Patti

I'm probably online playing euchre right now.

About Me

It's a new year!!!! Apparently we are getting fresh snow for the year, because all the old shit is melting away, what's up with that (and they say global warming isn't happening). It feels more like fall than winter, of course I don't have a snowmobile, so it doesn't affect me (I'm always taking donations though, so if your feeling guilty and need to show some love, I will let you fulfill it). It does however put a damper on my drunken sledding adventures I was planning. Oh well I'll just have to plan a road trip, with a pilot so we can look at the road from the sky and make sure there are no hazards. Planes, trains and automobiles man I love'em, it sure beats walking. Although I'd be one hell of a skinny bitch if I did try to walk everywhere.

My Interests

CAMPING, SWIMMING (I LOVE WATER!!!!), HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS, MOVIES, MUSIC, ART AND BOOKS

I'd like to meet:

David Bowie mostly. But new and old friends, too.

Music:

David Bowie, Johnny Cash, Pink Floyd, Union Underground, Sublime, Metallica, Green Day, Smashing Pumpkins, Alice in Chains,The Killers, Lillix, and a whole bunch of other shit that I that don't feel like typing

Movies:

Labyrinth, Old School, Dolls, The Sixth Sense, The Doors, Harry Potter movies (yeah, I know what your thinking), Pink Floyd's The Wall,The Boondock Saints, Gummo(that's a pretty fucked up movie),The Dark Crystal, Metropolis, John Waters' movies, The Tenant, Full Metal Jacket, House of Yes, Animal House, Caddyshack, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Storytelling, Run Lola Run, The Man Who Fell to Earth, The Linguini Incident (only because of David Bowie), Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me, Happy Tree Friends DVD, The Graduate, Freeway and Freeway 2, and The Cube (these last few movies I just thought about the other day and thought they needed mentioning.

Television:

Lost,The Simpsons, Family Guy, Kids in the Hall and Roswell(when they were on), Happy Tree Friends and mostly Man vs. Wild on Discovery channel happy tree friends- flippin burgers

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Books:

Anything Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Anne Rice, or Gregory Maguire, William Burroughs, Jack Kerouac, George Orwell, Dan Brown, Truman Capote

My Blog

Why I don't go on Carnival Rides Anymore!

Well, I used to love carnival rides as a kid. Honestly now that I look back at it always seemed to be raining when the carnival came to Saginaw, but hey, cheap thrills are cheap thrills. My friends an...
Posted by Patti on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 02:59:00 PST

Cornhobbled

 According to the wisdom filled book of Uncle John's Ultimate Bathroom Reader, that I happen to stumble upon in my best friend's bathroom while using all of her toilet paper, I found the word cor...
Posted by Patti on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 11:24:00 PST