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tara

I am here for Friends

About Me

i'm a loner, dottie, a rebel.

My Interests

reading everything over and over again until i have sucked out any possible meaning, pictures of old people and old buildings, kiddie pools shaped like animals, clipping quotes from magazines, fortune cookies, the numbers 32, 11, 1 and 3 (not in that order), naked dolls, unicorns, bunny rabbits, ripping up old & vintage clothing and acessories and recontructing them (not necessarily back into clothes or jewelry), grape tomatos, super tacky shoes, building useless shit, stalking jeanne's pony, unkempt gardens, poking fun at the weak, making "art" out of various colored post-its, being right (but not telling), being myself, being frustrated, falling on my ass, dancing my troubles away, learning my lesson, and making the same mistakes again because i want to.

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I'd like to meet:

fellow ambidextrous hott-asses and anyone as deliciously weird as myself...no more, no less... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

all musical preferences are decided by the ability to motivate my ass to shake.

Movies:

love & a .45, less than zero, rushmore, welcome to the dollhouse, jeux l'enfants, the swimming pool, pecker, history of the world, airplane, & wild at heart...and anything from the dollar bin at wal-mart.

Television:

i have a mild obsession with michael chiarello's cooking show on food network.

Books:

the inferno desire machines of doctor hoffman, less than zero, american psycho, tale's of a shaman's apprentice, the sound and the fury,the ethical slut, forbidden knowledge, various tennessee williams short stories & the biography of coco chanel

Heroes:

people who flush the toilet EVERYTIME.

My Blog

is it really so strange?

am i the only person who is comfortable talking to their pest control guy for 43 minutes about ants, moles, and armadillos while wearing nothing but my bra and panties? in my defense, he woke me up ou...
Posted by tara on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:22:00 PST

all my life's tragedies involve water

       Friday night at 11:20 p.m., I awoke to the sound of 5 gallons of water splashing down onto and then beading off of my super waxed dinning room table and a crying d...
Posted by tara on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 09:41:00 PST

bathroom stall #1

i have just walked in on the same elderly lady pissing with the stall door open for the fourth time. and everytime, she freaks out and yells at me like it's my fault. CLOSE THE FUCKIN' DOOR LADY!!! ca...
Posted by tara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

live nude girl!

i am in new orleans for a trial and staying in a rather posh establishment. this suite is way nicer than my appartment. the bed alone in the hallway would suit me just fine. my room has a balcony faci...
Posted by tara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

worst possible pain (5/5)

i spent the better part of my night/morning rolling around on the floor making out with someone else's dogs. i got one and a half hours of sleep. my hair is knotted into a ball. jeanne' bought me bre...
Posted by tara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i only smoke in july

every july i become a smoker again. i start freaking out about my birthday and getting old around the end of june brought on my history of shitty birthdays and my habit of stressing out over nothing....
Posted by tara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my future is an old dead gay man

every morning, when i only have vision in my left eye and i am wearing nothing but a t-shirt and panties, i open my door to fetch my own newspaper, because my two dogs do not have the brain capacity t...
Posted by tara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST