I'm that guy at the party that wants to sniff all the little whores' panties! My main goal is to get all the hotties drunk so they pass out, lay on the sofa with their skirts over their heads, so I can stick my nose where it don't belong. Roofies!
If I can't sniff 'em while they're on ya, I'll steal 'em from your panty drawer when you're out having sex with your ugly boyfriend. Don't worry, I'll put them back but only after sticking them down my pants and making myself happy with them. ;)
