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Toxic Texan

If you are lonely when you are alone, then you are in poor company indeed.

About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: ...means 'courteous'
Birthday: occasionally on Turkey day
Birthplace: in TX in a place that no longer exists
Current Location: hotel in Dallas
Eye Color: a spring sky
Hair Color: like a wet brown lab
Height: two yardsticks
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: i'd travel the world to discover it
The Shoes You Wore Today: Starter from Wal-Mart - they suck!!!
Your Weakness: my desires
Your Fears: my weaknesses
Your Perfect Pizza: Donato's pepperoni - too bad they aren't in Texas
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make my son, Jesse, laugh until he cries
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: help me
Your Best Physical Feature: depends on who you talk to....my eyes?
Your Bedtime: I'm always up past it
Your Most Missed Memory: playing soccer with my brother
Pepsi or Coke: root beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK, Baby!!!
Single or Group Dates: I like to eat dates alone
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: carammmmmel
Cappuccino or Coffee: a cup o' cap!
Do you Smoke: ...ssssssmokin!
Do you Swear: Like a fuckin' sailor
Do you Sing: very badly, so I gave up on my dreams to be a rock star but now that American Idol is on..hmmmmm
Do you Shower Daily: I do now!
Have you Been in Love: oh yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: I'd like to marry my wife every day
Do you belive in yourself: I believe
Do you get Motion Sickness: ...I sicken that motion...
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: ...that's why I freakin' smoke!!!!
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: especially Texas storms
Do you play an Instrument: hehehe
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I tripped over a bottle of Aspirin...does that count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I was supposed to with my wife, but we were broke
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Mastercuts!!! where the tenth one is free...oh yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: just the box.....someone else already got to the cookies...but there was still a chocolatey aftertaste
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nada
In the past month have you been on Stage: me and Chuck E Cheese rocked that friggin joint!!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: nyet
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i'm a nudist - we don't do such things
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: it's not my fault she didn't ring it up at the register!!!
Ever been Drunk: oh - hell yesh
Ever been called a Tease: only when it mattered most
Ever been Beaten up: I've lost a few
Ever Shoplifted: what's a latchkey kid to do when he's lost his key and the folks don't come home for another three hours!
How do you want to Die: not afraid
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a wealthy, happy grandfather surrounded by my loved ones
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: bright
Favourite Hair Color: not gray
Short or Long Hair: what about medium?
Height: spoon-sized
Weight: I should wear the bigger pants in the family
Best Clothing Style: rainy-sunday-t-shirts-and-socks-only
Number of Drugs I have taken: all of them
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: never
Number of Tattoos: two
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I have learned that my past makes me who I am today...so nothing
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My Interests

Football, then - let's see...um, Dallas Cowboys, and then - oh, I Know!..Maddden/NCAA EA football...Family (my 3 kids and pets...my ma and pop, etc)..., debating and then...Fantasy Football! Also...board games, card games, word games....and comedy.href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LnRlc3R yaWZmaWMuY29tL2ZyaWVuZHRlc3QvNDM1NjE="
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I'd like to meet:

Thomas Jefferson (a true Deist) www.deism.org , Jesus Christ (man, the conversations with this cool cat must have left you out of your mind!), Tony Iommi (true genius - the frenzied fret-meister), My Shadow, and of course - all the people who keep stealing all my great ideas from me!

Music:

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Rock!!! Black Sabbath, Johnny Cash, Fifties music, Blues, Clon (Asian Rap), Techno remixes of classics, Disposable Heroes of HipHoprisy (political rap...basically anything but country and boy-bands...although I do love old Statler Brothers and Charlie Rich...

Movies:

Apocalypse Now (...insane!...), Breakfast Club (I know these characters), The River's Edge (A Comedy!)..

Television:

HBO! Sopranos...Taxi-cab confessions...Entourage...etc I hate commercials so TV doesn't really do it for me...but I will watch reruns of Welcome Back Kotter, Mash, and the Andy Griffith show and anything on the Discovery Channel.

Books:

Stephen King, Poetry compilations, Playboy (for the articles!), Classics, Stephen Hunter, and useless trivia books.

Heroes:

Iron Man, Disabled Veterans, Nurses who care, and any letter carrier in Alaska...sheet, it's cold up there!

My Blog

ICE ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON

Deer HeadsHell CowsHairy RocksMermaid PlatformFrozen Dinosaur DungSpider TreesIron SkeletonBoulder GraveyardDead ToysBird House Pent-NestGhost ClothesMen ChambersPrickly FenceArmored RabbitsGirl FarmA...
Posted by Toxic Texan on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 10:32:00 PST

AWAY

I know there is no beyondAnd although I can't go onI tryFingers flyAnd your wet hair partsA bouquet is releasedAnd I am saved within its fleeing aromaMy lips pressedYour neck dressedWith kisses of nee...
Posted by Toxic Texan on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:02:00 PST

INTO THE YAWN OF DAY

And as the darknessgets to greet the blackas the black...fades to greyand the grey fades away ...into nothing,I stride in whispered slippers...clingingto the hues. Midnight drops...on insect wing...
Posted by Toxic Texan on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:09:00 PST

No Time Like The Present

The sun beats upon my shelland my soul stirsStill damp from my cellThe lands behind meThe Hell from which I walkcan claim me no moreMy time spent within the myceliumpoked and proddedby hellions of my ...
Posted by Toxic Texan on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 11:45:00 PST

The Saddest Truth

The only art that Man is capable of creating is LoveAll other art is inspired by some other precedentIt is but the final form of our intentionsBut truly lacks the ability to BEFor it is always less th...
Posted by Toxic Texan on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:26:00 PST

Santa Clause Is Dead

Oh Dear God!What has happened to me! What did I do and why?I am so sorry...so very Goddamn sorry!If I could take it back, I would.Oh what the Hell have I done! All I know is that last night, I had a l...
Posted by Toxic Texan on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:37:00 PST

Endless Stares

My limbs outstretched in sacrifice to a daythat never comes no matter how long I staylying here in the grass with nothing but skyto fill my view and hearing myself ask whyI can feel the the blades gro...
Posted by Toxic Texan on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:55:00 PST

Poem .18 (the moment after)

This carnal post         &n bsp;  has shed its spit   Along my thigh         & nbsp;  &...
Posted by Toxic Texan on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 06:47:00 PST

Poem .17 (the barren)

An earth-stained cap anoints the hard head ofa weary-eyed farmer stepping heavy into a day suffocated by cloudsthat will not stop weeping for him and his chore. His small soft hands bleed from grippin...
Posted by Toxic Texan on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:25:00 PST

Poem .16 (the end time)

In times like theseWhere plastic treesAnd dusted flowers growI ask one thingTo hear you singThe words of love I knowWe play our partsWith heavy heartsAnd time our only foeApart from youWith eyes of de...
Posted by Toxic Texan on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:50:00 PST