I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.
I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire.I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail.My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles.
The laws of physics do not apply to me...........................................live in Round Rock Texas.... Could never see myself anywhere but the Austin area. Having too much fun these days. Looking to meet drama free fun outgoing people to have a blast with! Anything Spontaneous suites me fine.............
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