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About Me

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I like to do what most guys like to do .. Hang out with friends, have a good time, going out or just hanging out at the house watching tv. Just wanting to meet people that can make me laugh and have a good time, shares some of the same interests. So basically someone that has a good personallity, can make me laugh, easy to hang out with, trustworthy and someone who respects themselves.

major pointsif you are a heterosexually challenged male, with an addictive kiss.

If Any of the above describes you get at me.

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My Blog

Ever Wonder What A Princess Is?

The soul of a princessSoars the blackened skiesSearching for a fairy taleBeneath the mounting lies The heart of a princessSails along the darkest seaShowering you with feelingsOf peace and serenity He...
Posted by The Orginal Sin on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 05:08:00 PST

Will You Fall Again...

Will you believe again my friend?That dream destroyed your pride,It vanished away hurting your life.Tell me, will you dream again?Will you follow it towards the endThinking it's part of your fate?Will...
Posted by The Orginal Sin on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 05:05:00 PST

Hands Off

When things get too comfy,And voices fade slowly,Please remind me quietlyto take my hands off.When we start moving together,And our lips start moving closer,Please remind me gentlyto take my hands off...
Posted by The Orginal Sin on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 04:53:00 PST

Maybelline Eyes

Maybelline eyes, and Cover Girl lips;Sweet insecticide heart, and wounded finger tips.Oh, Bon-bon Surprise, won't you have a drink?Your nails are painted blue with a cheap promise ring.You call it lik...
Posted by The Orginal Sin on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 04:58:00 PST

So Excuse Me For Being Me...

Pardon meFor not wanting to be your side dishPardon my resistanceIn granting your selfish wishUnderstand the only positionI'm accepting is number oneYou still don't understand thatAfter all is said an...
Posted by The Orginal Sin on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:01:00 PST

The Best Poen Ever Read...

Is not necessarily by ThoreauOr for that matter Keats or ShelleyOr Edgar Allan PoeIt might not be amongst theDusty books there on the shelfThe greatest poem you ever readMay just be written by yoursel...
Posted by The Orginal Sin on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:47:00 PST

My Eulogy....

If I was gone tomorrow, would I be missed?When I am gone and my name is on St. Peter's list,I want people to go on with their lives as normal,A simple tribute will do, nothing formal.If I was gone tom...
Posted by The Orginal Sin on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:44:00 PST

Paperdoll People

Your plastic eyes search my figure,So different from yours,Unique and hideous,A creature you have never seen.You shake me violently, and turn me over,Looking for my seam -The place of imperfectionWher...
Posted by The Orginal Sin on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:59:00 PST

This Kiss

we stood in the doorwayhis hands on my waistthe clock tickling loudlyalmost in hastehe moved in closerhis eyes locked in mineI long for his kissFor just a moment in timehis lips meet mineand I feel th...
Posted by The Orginal Sin on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:49:00 PST

Small Pain In My Chest...

The soldier boy was sitting underneath a large fruit tree.As I approached the soldier boy, I could see him calling on to me.The battle had been long and hard and lasted through the...
Posted by The Orginal Sin on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:03:00 PST