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Pathetic

At the top of the mountain, we are all snow lepoards

About Me

The ever revolving door that is me. Let me attempt to explain. I love everything and hate everyone. I find amusement in self destruction, but more importantly mass destruction...so much so it may actually be a means to serenity. I like to argue, even if my point has no validity and I just feel like being a prick sometimes I just do it. If I don't like the conversation, I generally change the subject by saying something off the wall like "You never could beat a 9 foot tall alien with shoulder mounted laser that turns invisible". I find comfort and beauty in things most people find irrelevant. But there again, I think most of humanity is irrelevant. I thrive in negative attention, I'll be that crazy guy if that's what the situation dictates to me. Humanity could redem itself one day, but first it has to loose.I like doing the worm in the middle of walmart when it's busy so every shopper there is like "what the hell is wrong with that guy?" that's me in a nutshell.
Fuck Jesus. I'm God here
"No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax — This won't hurt."-H.S.T.

My Interests

Universal Monster Movies
Hockey
New York Rangers
Guiness
Political Science
Theology
Conspiracy Theories
Intellegent Conversations
Jack O'Lanterns
Halloween
Tattoos
Pin Up Girls
Slasher Movies
History
B-Movies
Girls In Lingerie
The Way That Art Imitates Life
The Criminal Mind
Villains
Food Fucking Network
Scarecrows
Psychology
Cooking
Drinking
Sleeping under a tons of blankets
Spiderman
Batman
The Incredible Hulk
Hulk Hogan

I'd like to meet:

I wish i could meet Lucy, the suspected bi-pedal Australopithecus afarensis. But besides that, I don't mind anyone with whom I can have a thourough and deep philosophical or artistic conversation and then go laugh my ass off watching Adult Swim. Isn't afraid to take chances, have experiences, live on the edge and relax calmly among nature, value all forms of life but appreciate romanticly demented morbidity, notice the inconspicuously beautiful things about art and life, isn't preoccupied with the material world, basic human impulses, but takes life and the human potential seriously lightly, isn't afraid to question not only other's actions and motivations but, more importantly, their own. And if you don't, then don't complain when I do. But really, even if I'm nice to you, that doesn't necesarily mean I like you, I'm just passively tolerating you....

Music:

The Transplants
GWAR
Bigwig
Dropkick Murphys
Frankenstein Drag Queens
Lupe Fiasco
Swollen Members
Ramallah
Blood For Blood
Guns N Roses
Hatebreed
Strike Anywhere
The Exploited
The Adicts
Agnostic Front
Tiger Army
Mad Sin
Hot Water Music
Lifetime
Kid Dynamite

Movies:

Boondock Saints
Halloween
Jaws
Pulp Fiction
Star Wars Saga
Clockwork Orange
Braveheart
Gojira
Godzilla 1985
Monster Squad
Requiem For A Dream
Ghost World
What Dreams May Come
The Cell
Kill Bill
Snakes On A Plane
The Breakfast Club
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Creature From the Black Lagoon
Jeepers Creepers
Clerks
Chasing Amy
Nightmare on elm street
friday the 13th
Batman Begins
Robocop
Starship Troopers
American Beauty
Little Miss Sunshine
Frankenstein Meets the Wolfman

Television:

The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
Robot Chicken
Ghost Hunters
Family Guy
The Munsters
History Channel
Court TV
Travel Channel
30 Minute Meals with Rachel Ray
WHAT?!
Hogan Knows Best
No Reservations

Books:

Behold A Pale Horse
The Best Democracy Money Can Buy
Redneck Manifesto
Choke
Ishmael
Salad Days
Job Jumper
A Clockwork Orange
Farenheit 451
The Outsiders
The Catcher In The Rye
What Dreams May Come
Breakfast Of Champions
Slaughter House Five
Fight Club
Satan Speaks!
The Sociopath Next Door
Choke
Prozac Nation

Heroes:

There are no heroes anymore.

My Blog

The Wisdom Of Insecurity

Is happiness fleeting? is it that one thing you touch that seems burnout rather than fade away....only the person inside can find what it is to be happy. and sometimes it sucks, a lot. i hate being fo...
Posted by Pathetic on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 02:11:00 PST

i shit on the chest of fun

Oofa. I got scrutinized for skipping out of a funeral of someone who was 92 years old, I'm sorry but I don't feel the need to mourn somone who lived 92 fucking years...call it self centered, but shit ...
Posted by Pathetic on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:56:00 PST

the yearly blog 2006 in review

2006 in review 1. What did you do in 2006 that you'd never done before?Got demoted2. Did you keep your New Year's resolutions, and will you make more for next year? No, but the new year coming things...
Posted by Pathetic on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:09:00 PST

This was 2005

2005 in review 1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?Turned a quarter century old2. Did you keep your New Year's resolutions, and will you make more for next year? No, and quite fra...
Posted by Pathetic on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 01:06:00 PST

Driven By Suffering

Sometimes when I sit in bed at night. I know I'm really a big super fuck up. And sometimes...I smile...cause I know there's a few people I'll never do any wrong too in this lifetime. unfortunately mos...
Posted by Pathetic on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 12:28:00 PST

Nickels and dimes

Wow. My transmission FINALLY blew up on Thursday evening (I've been predicting this since mid march-ish), and I said it would happen in July (not bad off by 2 weeks give or take). So I put down a depo...
Posted by Pathetic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fucking straight boredom

1. Your name spelled backwards: ttam 2. Where were your parents born? Goshen, NY and Hackensack, NJ 3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? The Ducky Boys-Boston USA 4. What's ...
Posted by Pathetic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the road to serenity is a shitty one

sometimes I just want to die. and then you find someone you percieve as real and true.....and you step on their toes. because it's been so long since you felt even half this alive. i just crush myself...
Posted by Pathetic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How many times will we be denied?

Friend, Junkie, Roommate, Brother.....all words that come to mind. Granted you did fucked up shit, we all do...we make mistakes..it's what we learn from. Still I never wanted to get that phone call th...
Posted by Pathetic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

2004 in review

1. What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before? Celebrated New Years Eve in Times Square 2. Did you keep your New Year's resolutions, and will you make more for next year? FOr about 72 ...
Posted by Pathetic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST