I'm a ninja during the day, and I moonlight as a neurosurgeon and I'm considering getting into the international drug trade. It's a tough gig, but the pay's good and the food is quite tasty. Ninja's eat a lot of rice. I compose electronic muzak on my laptop, it would be nice if I could get my hands on some LSD so I could finally make some decent tunes. Apparently that's what all the great artists do, take LSD. Dude, OMG, could you imagine a ninja on LSD? He'd totally kick your ass into another dimension. That would be rad. Rad is a cool word that I've been saying since the 4th grade. It will never go out of style. You know what else will never go out of style? Ninjas.
