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About Me

I love love love hip-hop, and that's a shame, 'cause I can't dance for shit.
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My Interests

Unitards, women's hipbones, burlesque, wigs, dive bars, fake beauty marks, peeing while standing, cake, riding scooters, taking lots of pictures, glitter, my roommate's TempurPedic bed, dressing up in costumes, gettin krumped, Jucy Lucys, gold teeth, going exciting places (like your mom's), donating my eggs to pay for college, making fun of hippies, shirts with no fronts, bad puns, fashionable Asian kids, and treating my car like a Jeep.

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Music:

Ani DiFranco, Bjork, Missy Elliot, The Darkness, funk, Blondie, New York Dolls, Led Zepplin, Aerosmith, Gwen Stefani, an uncontrollable love for all pop music, Indian techno

Movies:

Hard Candy, Breathless, Blow-Up, Fast and the Furious 3 - Tokyo Drift, Zoolander, Y Tu Mama Tambien, The Secret Garden, The Shining, Real Genius, Run Lola Run, Napolean Dynamite

Television:

Jackass!, the L-Word, Pimp My Ride, and America's Top Model.

Books:

Auntie Mame, The Story of O, The Chronicles of Narnia, Small Favors, Cunt, Garden of Eden, The Sun Also Rises, anything Hemingway, The Ethical Slut, A Wrinkle in Time, Lolita, The Bombshell Manual of Style, Things Fall Apart, The Dreamers, On the Road, Watership Down, Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of Nimh, The Amityville Horror, The Secret Life of Bees, Allen Ginsberg, Sharon Olds, biographies and autobiographies in general, trashy teen novels from the 80's ('Cheerleaders' series, anyone?), 'Vogue' and 'The Economist'

My Blog

The Rules

"KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!" The sound echoed down the hallway. My kindergarten class was in the bathroom alone. I had let them go by themselves, figuring...
Posted by Krista on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:26:00 PST

A Morbid Curiousity

CJ and I finally found out why our apartment is so cheap. We couldn't figure it out for so long - I mean, we have an Ol...
Posted by Krista on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:04:00 PST

louis vuitton makes some ugly-ass bags

I have now seen everything. I have officially seen every single thing that could possibly be manufactured, ever. This morning, on the train, ...
Posted by Krista on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 04:44:00 PST

Pop! goes the shoulder

Have you ever dislocated your shoulder before? I have. I'm writing this blog with my right arm tied to my body - I dislocated my shoul...
Posted by Krista on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 06:18:00 PST

taxi rides and menstrual tides

Hi everyone! Life is great, and here's why: I just started my period! Now, don't get all confused - this is actually riveting. It's a perfect wa...
Posted by Krista on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 06:32:00 PST

that metallic tang

Today, at school, we had a big pot of soup along with our lunchtime meal. My kids were lapping it up and asking for seconds. I decided to try it. This soup was strange. It was a clea...
Posted by Krista on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 09:06:00 PST

Wanfang is the main thang

Imagine, if you will, the interior of a beautiful building. You walk in and are immediately surrounded by dappled light and immense space. The marble floors are shining; you can hear high ...
Posted by Krista on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 06:03:00 PST

a list!

Hi everyone! I've made a lil' list for you. Ready? Ok! Taiwan DOES NOT Have: 1. Garbage cans. A few years ago, in an effort to cut down on the amount of waste that...
Posted by Krista on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 05:43:00 PST

XXL means size "6"

I had been warned. Lots of people who had already been to Asia told me about this. They said, "Taiwan, eh? Heh. You'll have an eating disorder in 6 months." They said, "People in Chi...
Posted by Krista on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:36:00 PST

snakes, squirters, and shirts

Hi everybody! There is lots for me to tell you about! We found an apartment andsigned the lease, but we can't move in until Sept. 17. It is pimpin', andwe'll send p...
Posted by Krista on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 02:46:00 PST