Justin's Daddy the Dancer |
My Daddy the DancerOne day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, an... Posted by Brian on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:55:00 PST |
Me ranting a bit |
I wrote this back in May of 06, stumbled across it again and thought it was worth revisiting.
Okay time to offend some people! When did our country decide to be castrated? What the hell happened to ri... Posted by Brian on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:58:00 PST |
Movie Compatibility Test |
Hi,
I just took a movie quiz at Flixster.com. If you come take it too we can see if we like the same movies.
http://www.flixster.com/servlet/invite/469640178mlrABCm
Brian... Posted by Brian on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:06:00 PST |
Things that I know, Part 1 |
1. Be nice nice to every girl in high school. No matter what social circle they travel in, or what their appearance may be at the time. Why you ask? Well 10 to 20 years later t... Posted by Brian on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 08:35:00 PST |
Female and Male Dictionary |
FEMALE Translation
Yes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoWe need = I wantI'm sorry = You'll be sorryWe need to talk = I need to complainSure...go ahead = I don't want you toDoes my bum look big in this? = ... Posted by Brian on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 04:42:00 PST |
Test for Dementia |
Test for Dementia
"It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test."
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that w... Posted by Brian on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 07:51:00 PST |
Top ten signs that you are too drunk |
Top ten signs that you are too drunk10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by ... Posted by Brian on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:29:00 PST |
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer |
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra R... Posted by Brian on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:27:00 PST |
Some good quotes part 6 |
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
Benjamin Franklin
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.
Richard Pryor
Wh... Posted by Brian on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 10:56:00 PST |
Some good quotes part 5 |
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
R. D. Laing
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Ge... Posted by Brian on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 10:27:00 PST |