Things not to say to a cop when you're pulled over... |
I only had one officer Mr. Keg..
Back off Barney, I've got a piece.Want to race to the station, Sparky?I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!On the way to the station let's get ...
Posted by Drifters Kid on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 06:23:00 PST |
I can just see my dad doing this |
Rule One - If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure as heck not picking anything up.Rule Two - You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You m...
Posted by Drifters Kid on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:47:00 PST |
Good Girls,Bad Girls |
Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"Good girls never go after another girl's man...Bad girls go after him AND his brother.Good girls wear white cotto...
Posted by Drifters Kid on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:28:00 PST |
World Domination( I wonder!!) |
World domination is everyone's dream. It's not a bad job really. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However, every Evil Villian I've read about in books or seen...
Posted by Drifters Kid on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 02:05:00 PST |
Your Horoscope |
ARIESYou tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would mastur...
Posted by Drifters Kid on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:52:00 PST |
Aircraft Warranty |
Military Aircraft Warranty-Survey FormThank you for purchasing the Defender F-12 military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registra...
Posted by Drifters Kid on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 03:26:00 PST |
Falwell Targets |
The Rev. Jerry Falwell recently outed Tinky Winky, from the television show, "Teletubbies", because, Falwell pronounced, "The character is clearly a fount of gayness. He is purple, the gay color, he h...
Posted by Drifters Kid on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 03:03:00 PST |
