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The Jester

HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZER

About Me

This section isn't really about me. It's just got some stuff in it that makes me laugh or I like...

'I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone.'

- Bjarne Stroustrup, inventor of the C++ programming language

News story of the week (well, a number of weeks ago)...
Mystic dwarves
Quotes from Matt "Rambo" Humphries
"If I didn't see it, it didn't happen..."
"What's the matter son? Never seen a cock before! [stomach punch followed by cock-slap to face]"

Quote from Airplane 2: The sequel
Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn: Yep.
Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
Unger: Yep.
Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.

Quote from Airplane
...we have clearance Clarence... ...roger Roger, what's our vector Victor?


My Interests

kayaking, wing chun, axe murdery, girls cigarettes, stalkers, "alone time", sexy eyelashes and of course scissors paper stone

I'd like to meet:

- A Japanese macaque:

- Ray Mears

Someone who uses this cat carrier:


Music:

killers, bowie, arcade fire, mahler, strauss (richard, not *spit* johann)

Movies:

lebowski, 12 angry men, airplane, hero, waterboy, basic, tombstone

Television:

csi, house

Books:

Dear Zoo: lift the flaps (though I just look at the pictures)

Heroes:

Superman, Spiderman, Batman and of course Hulk-Rambo!