This section isn't really about me. It's just got some stuff in it that makes me laugh or I like...
'I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone.'
- Bjarne Stroustrup, inventor of the C++ programming language
News story of the week (well, a number of weeks ago)...
Mystic dwarves
Quotes from Matt "Rambo" Humphries
"If I didn't see it, it didn't happen..."
"What's the matter son? Never seen a cock before! [stomach punch followed by cock-slap to face]"
Quote from Airplane 2: The sequel
Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn: Yep.
Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
Unger: Yep.
Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.
Quote from Airplane
...we have clearance Clarence... ...roger Roger, what's our vector Victor?