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Rambo, John J.

Rambo says Happily married.... She's happy, I'm Married

About Me

Well Im 22... years old (not tonne) 5ft 7" built like a tank (the war kind not the fish kind) Love most things about my life not excluding good friends, good family, and I have a huge dong (makes me smile, and others cry). I practice martial arts and spend a lot of my time in the gym. (Trying to build up what God forgot to give me... dont worry ladies, please refer back to "huge Dong" {he didnt foget to give me that!!} or the ability to use it well)


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I like to read, draw and DRINK (seperatly).

Does anyone know what it is with girls and lying? "I goto the gym twice a day" hmmmmmmm..... Hoes! If she goes to the gym twice a day then they must be flying visits or just stopping in for some breakfast! Arrrrgghh

Sometimes things in life will get you down. Its times like those you rely on the people around you. So who wants to hug me and tell me everything will be ok first.

REAL MEN PLAY BOARD GAMES!!

Quote of the week:
Rambo "How about some 68's?"
Part 1 "Whats 68's then?"
Rambo "its where you give my chopper a good slobber and I owe you one!!"
Part 1 "Oh excellent, count me in!!"

I WILL BE HOLDING AUDTIONS FOR PART 1 THIS COMING WEEK. MALES NEED NOT APPLY...
Second quote of the week:
"Get your Milk Teeth around that bad boy!! 17.10.06" PJ
Third quote of the week:
"Creatine Ethyl Ester, why take it?? Coz it will turn you into a sexual Tyranasarus....Just like me!!" 23.10.06 JJR
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Rambo John J a.k.a Matt
Birthday: 30th March 2006
Birthplace: Coventry
Current Location: Work.. Booooooo
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5 7 and 3/4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends Right most the time!
Your Heritage: Descended from Apes
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown Italian Leather, quite sweet shoes
Your Weakness: Japanese Girls! mmm..
Your Fears: Waking up in a life like mine you live the fears!
Your Perfect Pizza: Meaty Meaty
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Nail an American Chick 11th-18th December
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: FFS
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh no work
Your Best Physical Feature: Chest and shoulders
Your Bedtime: 1-2am
Your Most Missed Memory: I forgot
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi dont burn yer nose
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither both filth
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mixed together Protein drinks yum yum
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear:
Do you Sing: Yup
Do you Shower Daily: Yup twice most days
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Someone has to
Do you get Motion Sickness: Depeneds on the Motion!
Do you think you are Attractive: Only to very classy girls
Are you a Health Freak: Kindof
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them!!!!!
Do you play an Instrument: Want to play the Banjo.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Drink is not the word
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes - Sorry Paul J
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Kindof
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: In the knowledge I have done all I wanted
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Taller.....
What country would you most like to Visit: Finland - Foxy Finnish Girls
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Long - Shoulder length
Height: 5 5
Weight: 160lbs
Best Clothing Style: Smart - Dress
Number of Drugs I have taken: A fair few
Number of CDs I own: 8??
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: TOOOOONNNEEESSS
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My Interests

Martial Arts- Aikido ( www.phoenix-aikido.co.uk ), Shotokan Karate. Boxing and any free style fighting sytems really. I like art and drawing (although Im not that good!) I listen to music mostly Rock also some clasical. Oh oh, and I play chess and shoot a mean game of pool! You are the sexually active drunk

When you get drunk you become uninhibited sexually and are always looking for ways to get laid. Flirting is much easier for you, and for some reason, alcohol makes you more charming.

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I'd like to meet:

A girl who doesnt have a face that reminds me of my cock. A girl who doesnt have a body that reminds me of my visit to the Safari Park. Oh and A girl who can hold a conversation and has some form of Intelligence!!
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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
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Music:

Killers, Foo fighters, Keane, Nirvana, Queen, Dr Dre, NWA, Sting & the Police. A whole mixture really

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, A knights Tale, Casino, Azumi, The Color of Money, The Hustler, Man on Fire, Armageddon.

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Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, Spooks, Prison Break, The Hustle (not to be mistaken with Hustler TV, which I also hear is a good watch!!) Green room has proved itself the funny show also!

Books:

Paddy Doyle - The iron Man, The Hagakure, Dan Brown - all good!

Heroes:

Morihei Ueshiba Tom Moss Steven Segal
Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Robo Bee
Your Superpower is Divine intervention
Your Weakness is Reruns of the Cosby Show
Your Weapon is Your Mind Nunchucks
Your Mode of Transportation is Rocket What's your Superhero Name?