Well Im 22... years old (not tonne) 5ft 7" built like a tank (the war kind not the fish kind) Love most things about my life not excluding good friends, good family, and I have a huge dong (makes me smile, and others cry). I practice martial arts and spend a lot of my time in the gym. (Trying to build up what God forgot to give me... dont worry ladies, please refer back to "huge Dong" {he didnt foget to give me that!!} or the ability to use it well)
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I like to read, draw and DRINK (seperatly).
Does anyone know what it is with girls and lying? "I goto the gym twice a day" hmmmmmmm..... Hoes! If she goes to the gym twice a day then they must be flying visits or just stopping in for some breakfast! ArrrrgghhSometimes things in life will get you down. Its times like those you rely on the people around you. So who wants to hug me and tell me everything will be ok first.
REAL MEN PLAY BOARD GAMES!!Quote of the week:
Rambo "How about some 68's?"
Part 1 "Whats 68's then?"
Rambo "its where you give my chopper a good slobber and I owe you one!!"
Part 1 "Oh excellent, count me in!!"
Second quote of the week:
"Get your Milk Teeth around that bad boy!! 17.10.06" PJ
Third quote of the week:
"Creatine Ethyl Ester, why take it?? Coz it will turn you into a sexual Tyranasarus....Just like me!!" 23.10.06 JJR
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Rambo John J a.k.a Matt
Birthday: 30th March 2006
Birthplace: Coventry
Current Location: Work.. Booooooo
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5 7 and 3/4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends Right most the time!
Your Heritage: Descended from Apes
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown Italian Leather, quite sweet shoes
Your Weakness: Japanese Girls! mmm..
Your Fears: Waking up in a life like mine you live the fears!
Your Perfect Pizza: Meaty Meaty
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Nail an American Chick 11th-18th December
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: FFS
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh no work
Your Best Physical Feature: Chest and shoulders
Your Bedtime: 1-2am
Your Most Missed Memory: I forgot
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi dont burn yer nose
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither both filth
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mixed together Protein drinks yum yum
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear:
Do you Sing: Yup
Do you Shower Daily: Yup twice most days
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Someone has to
Do you get Motion Sickness: Depeneds on the Motion!
Do you think you are Attractive: Only to very classy girls
Are you a Health Freak: Kindof
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them!!!!!
Do you play an Instrument: Want to play the Banjo.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Drink is not the word
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes - Sorry Paul J
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Kindof
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: In the knowledge I have done all I wanted
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Taller.....
What country would you most like to Visit: Finland - Foxy Finnish Girls
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Long - Shoulder length
Height: 5 5
Weight: 160lbs
Best Clothing Style: Smart - Dress
Number of Drugs I have taken: A fair few
Number of CDs I own: 8??
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: TOOOOONNNEEESSS
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