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About Me


♥ ♥ Oooh about ME about me ♥ ♥ Well thats a subject im sure everyone loves to hear about :P This is an update because you all wana know the recent events in my life right?! I no longer wipe asses wayhey...only took 3 years of training and 14 months on a trauma ward to now progress to instructing people on how to wipe their own asses! U wouldnt believe how hard that is!! Kids don't do a nursing degree its not what its cracked up to be although there is alot of 'cracks' involved...drum roll please :P
Being a crabby bitch is part of my charm! Im a massive attention whore you better recognise!
Randomness along with DnB is the best, they go fookin hand in hand as all DnB heads are bloody mentalists!! Brap!
I cant stand fake people...they bore th hell out of me! Hmmm bit like im doin to u now dear reader....muhaaaaaaa!
I bloody hate maggots, but love pickled onions! Yum!
NO MERCY for liars, there's something profoundly wrong with you if you feel the need to lie and you obviously have no morals! Theres sooooooo much i could share with ya, but frankly darling i doubt you'll actually give a damn, river dance, and i just haven't got the damn time!!

UB4O rock the most! They are fine muscians and if any of ya say a bad word about them il get my camel Eddie to suck off all your toes! You think im joking?! You just try......
Brap, blop, pleb, rizzle, drat, splat: these are the words of choice, take note.Bet your granny can't do this :P Go on dare her!
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Wonder woman so i can merk her outfit! Yeah man i like lycra...who dont?!! All of the 'REDS'....goooooooooooooo liverpool!!..I BELIEVE VERY STRONGLY THAT WHEN IT COMES TO DESIRE AND ATTRACTION, THAT THINGS ARE NEVER BLACK AND WHITE, THINGS ARE VERY MUCH SHADES OF GREY (Brian Molko) Aquarius

You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra
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