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Jess

Cheese is a kind of meat...

About Me

Hey I'm Jess. I'm 5'5, blue eyes, brunette and I'm a music theatre student at UCLAN in Lancashire. In my first year there n so far, things seem pretty good. Preston is ace, has lots of cheap nights out with even cheaper drinks, and I have a few brill friends up here! Miss all my friends in Cheshire and all the craziness though!I love socialising, singing, acting, dancing, clubbing, drinking, scrubs

My Interests

Oi love singing..usually to myself, or singing "I'm lonely" from Team america to random people who you dont know on the phone just to hear their reaction...its also a good exercise for trying not to laugh. Acting, obviously..dancing..n music.

I'd like to meet:

Any member of the original Rocky Horror Picture show cast!!!! That'd be amazing!! I'd like to meeet Bertolt Brecht just to ask him why the hell he came up with his little style of acting, and then I'd like to push him off a cliff! (But not before shoving any proof of his work up his arse along with him) :)

Music:

At the moment, this is a list of songs I like. Read if you like...... Muse,Train,Greenday,Daft Punk,Mitch Benn, David Guetta, Avenue Q, Wicked,Weird Al, Tenacious D,Aladdin, Prodigy, Panic! At the disco, Meatloaf, Southpark, Les Mis,SOAD, Jesus Christ Superstar, House of painWeezer, Scatman John, Aerosmith, Toploader,Nickleback,Elton John, Rocky Horror Picture show, Phantom of the opera, Jekyll and Hyde, Cornershop, Iron Maiden, Queen...loads more, but I'm bored now.

Movies:

My top four films in no specific order ARE:Rocky horror show: brilliant songs, costumes, characters, actors who play the characters...mesmerising!Eurotrip: "Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth hostel.If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen, I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables...in your anus.Should a fire occur, due to our faulty wiring, or the fireworks factory upstairs, you will be incinerated, along with the valuables you have hidden in your anus." "Mi scusi mi scusi" "Hey this isnt where I parked my car."......with a script like that, do I need say any more?!!?Team America: Heerrrrooo! Songs are brilliant, never fail to nearly piss myself laughing everytime I watch it!!Pirates of the carribean: I've watched number 1 that many times, I could probably say most of the script...number 2 I fell asleep in when I watched it, so cant say the same :(

Television:

South Park! Brilliant!!! Buffy/Angel...mostly cuz of Spike and Angel in both of them! Mmmm... Futurama: Just generally funny!!!
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Books:

The complete book of bollocks: "Your innerself is your outer-self turned inside out. Light a candle and think abnout this"..."Laughter is often the best medicine..find someone pooper than you and laugh at them" The book of blagging it: A birthday present which I will probably live by for the rest of my life!!! :D Stanislavski (as old as his methods may be, also does some quite good books if your in the reading mood.)

Heroes:

Richard O' Brien for making the Rocky horror show!!!

My Blog

Prestonia!

Realised I havn't wrote a blog for a while, so thought that in my hungover state that now would be a great time to do one! As you can probably tell from the title, I'm now at uni in Preston! Think thi...
Posted by Jess on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:48:00 PST

Uni.

So its decided, after buggering a couple of auditions up big style by either not being able to go cuz of chest infecions...or turning up a day late, (yeh I got the day wrong...easily done...or not) th...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 03:58:00 PST

About me! (changed ever so slightly by sam)

This part was looking empty just like your head, so thought I'd try to fill at least part of it like i did to your mum. WELL! I'm 17, blue eyes n brown hair (which you can see from the photos of your ...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:36:00 PST

Babies!

Right. (this is for Lu and Lucy)First I was having Katies babies and vice versa...but tempation to cheat was just too much, so I ended up getting with Lucy. But once again, I cheated while cheating ex...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:49:00 PST