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i breed REAL BULLDOGS, i ride horses/ motor bikes, and of course music and computer games!!! and ladies, i'm porno steve!!!!
ALL ABOUT ME ! by oodangletsbang9
*BASICS*
first name::: porno steve
middle name::: sharkman
age::: 67
school::: loads!!!
current loccation::: your house
date or birth::: i'm 67! cant remeber date!!
birthday::: once a year
hair color::: bald ass!! (black)
eye color::: brown
*THIS OR THAT*
love or money::: money, no love! no money! no...
kiss or hug::: brains
cat or dog::: dog!!
pepsi or coke::: coke
country or rap::: country rap!!
punch or smack::: punch and kick and bitch slap
aim or aol::: aim
day or night::: hmmmmm!
*HAVE YOU EVER...*
kissed opposite sex::: yesssss
kissed same sex::: no!!
hugged someone::: yeah
had sex::: ask your girl
madeout::: yeah i fingered some gash
cussed::: fuck no
beaten someone up::: yeah baby!! i love it!!
got beaten up::: a few times still. i love it!!
broken someones heart::: ask your gyal
anyone broke ur heart::: no! i'm heartless!!
smoked::: used to(highgrade!!)
drank::: i'm the drunk of the month!!
skipped skool::: never
lied to someone::: never (hmmmmm?)
* FAVORITES *
song::: stinky pants
tee vee show::: sexetera
movie::: american gangster
color::: blue
food::: mums food and italiano food
drink::: brandy(xo) vodka(goose)
hair style::: bald !!
animal::: my dawgies and mountain lions
* RANDOM QUESTIONS *
are you dating somone::: not dating.....
do u love them::: i love em all
whos your best friends::: my son and ma dogs
whos the loudest::: my son
who have u known longest::: my self
whos the shyest::: ask your gyal
do you like skool::: yeah
are you random::: i get randoms!! (boners) do you?
favorite screen name::: plasma
do u hate anyone::: people who owe me p's and dont wanna pay
* IN A BOY/GURL *
hair color::: any
eye color::: green/blue/brown/hazel/red
height::: 5'6/5'5/5'7/5'8/ 5'9/ oh; any!!
cute or hot::: both
personality or looks::: both
shy ::: yeah(you know about shy ones!!)
quiet or talks alot::: both
* FINISH THE SENTENCE *
do u wanna::: fuck me
how can i ::: fuck you
lets talk about::: fuckin like pornstars
how are::: you at givin head
how big is::: your girls tits
i am::: always horny
can i have::: your girlfriend too
lets try to::: have a foursome
crazy lil::: dog, sorry he pee'd on your couch
* WHAT R U DOING NOW *
watching tee vee::: yes
what show::: wrestlemania
listening to music::: not at the mo, how can i?
eating::: in a min
drinking::: not yet!!
are you talking to anyone::: you, dummy!
on the fone::: nope
* WHOS THE LAST PERSON *:
you touched::: myself
kissed::: your aunty
told u they loved you::: your sister
told them u loved them::: my son
u instant messaged::: no one
talked to on the fone::: d.t's answer machine
hit::: some punk
yelled at::: my puppy(shittin in the house!)
broke ur heart::: no one! remember?
said they hated you::: some prick on radio(there's always one hater!!
u told u hated::: nobody
* ANYTHING *
have u ever cheated on someone::: hmmmm??
things u like to do::: have egg fights in supermarkets
what time did u get up today::: too early
did u go to skool::: no, too old!
what r u listening to right now::: barbera streisand
who r u talking to ::: you!!
BYE !: ciao moosh
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