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PeTURD

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About Me

Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow airport. General opinion makes out that we live in a world of hatred and greed I don't see that. Seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy but it's always there. Fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, none of the phone calls from people on board were messages of hate or revenge, they were all messages of love. lf you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.'
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Name: pete munoz
Birthday: 3-3-81
Birthplace: san Home
Current Location: all over
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: chucks
Your Weakness: old people
Your Fears: dog the bounty hunters wife
Your Perfect Pizza: per and mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: doing more stand up
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yo!
Thoughts First Waking Up: did i get hit by a truck
Your Best Physical Feature: lips and my butt if u can see it
Your Bedtime: 5am
Your Most Missed Memory: drinking with my brother
Pepsi or Coke: jack and coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: you should know that answer BK bitch
Single or Group Dates: neither
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: long island ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: white chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: both kinds
Do you Swear: like a muthafuckin dickhead asshole bitch
Do you Sing: fuck maybe
Do you Shower Daily: and at night if she wants
Have you Been in Love: yes but not enough times
Do you want to go to College: im cool off it
Do you want to get Married: yeah to gabi when im 30
Do you belive in yourself: everyday
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: naw
Are you a Health Freak: now i am
Do you get along with your Parents: my mom is dope shit
Do you like Thunderstorms: i guess
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yup
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: not till this month
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: oh yes
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: duh
How do you want to Die: i dont car as long as i out live my niece
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a comic
What country would you most like to Visit: im fine here
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hazel
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: 5'2-5'6
Weight: no matter
Best Clothing Style: rocker
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: dunno but over 3000 ipod songs
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
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sept 20th

next show!!!!!!
Posted by PeTURD on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:25:00 PST

all you hyphy kids listen up

IT'S WACK!!!!! fuck yesterday i was at jack in the crack and some hyphy wack ass kid walks in. danced all in the jack in the box and had a shirt like 4 times too big for him. jordans,i remember w...
Posted by PeTURD on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 09:25:00 PST

isn't that random

well im seeing 311 this thursday. nothing in life can be this fun. i wanna thank cherly and brittany for coping with my "addiction" for 311 when we were "doing time" in fact my fav moment was when che...
Posted by PeTURD on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:11:00 PST

i'm hoping and praying

that i get this show in San Antonio!!!!!!! might have to kiss some ass or suck &^*& but hey ya gotta do what ya gotta do. ive been buging this guy over and over and over like i did to get the ...
Posted by PeTURD on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 01:12:00 PST

my big night recap

fuck first off thanks to everyone who came out. damn it was a dope night and im glad i had family and friends who are like family there to see. a second i dont know who said my jokes were gonna be abo...
Posted by PeTURD on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 09:50:00 PST

by this time next week.................

we will know the truth. be there or be under 21 or u will be talked about
Posted by PeTURD on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:29:00 PST

IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT

hey for the open mic night u have to call 408-736-0921 and reserve a spot. i will bug and bug and bug till u guys do it. well i will post and post and post. ...
Posted by PeTURD on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 09:40:00 PST

whine cigs and 3,000 songs on shuffle

who knows what will come from this. but by the time this bottle is done maybe something funny. well once the bottle hits u can tell. but how many of you guys have that friend that likes to get you in ...
Posted by PeTURD on Tue, 30 May 2006 10:45:00 PST

Insted of moving to AZ

dannys mom asked if i wanted to move into one of the rooms at the house. um sounds like a plan.
Posted by PeTURD on Fri, 26 May 2006 12:15:00 PST

good eye sniper

well its been a while since i last wrote anthing here. there is alot going on right now. my brother left to camp for about 2 and a half months. who the fuck am i gonna fight with? cant fight with a gi...
Posted by PeTURD on Sun, 21 May 2006 02:49:00 PST