I am a traveler of times sent back from the future to mangle and bastardise the music of my past and your present. My goal is to make Real Live Robots the most well-known musical project on the planet Earth so that I can take power and assimilate each and every human into my musical project (with or without their consent).
RLR Guarantee
My music is gauranteed to make you stronger, smarter, and more attractive to the opposite sex! By listening to us for only a few hours a day you'll be on the path to success. Start listening today!
ATTENTION EARTH PEOPLE: As of this moment I do not have any CDs for sale because I haven't made any. My research has shown that it is common for bands to make compact disks of their audio recordings as a way to generate revenue to purchase illegal substances and/or sexual favors. In time I hope to perfect this business model and apply it appropriately. For now I will only be able to offer our mp3s free of charge via internet connections. I apologize for the inconvenience that it may cause those of you with fat wallets.
Consume! Consume! Consume! Consume!
