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Don't Make Me Stab You With My Spork

I SURVIVED LAKE BODOM 12/9/06

About Me

I love music, horror movies, food, and tons of laughter. You know, the kind that makes your sides hurt and bring you to the point where you don't know if you're gonna make it to the bathroom because you can't move, for fear that you'll wet yourself.... Not that I've ever had that, or anything. As long as I've got those things, I'm good. I have the greatest boyfriend in the world. He's a big scary metal head who could beat your ass at any given moment. But behind closed doors, he's the most romantic, sensual, and gentle person anyone could ever meet. He's funnier than hell and you gotta give it to him for putting up with all my crap. Which is why I love him to pieces. XoXoXo Anywho, If you like my stuff, say hi, be my friend, and uhh... Contact me if you wanna chat.Peace, love, and vegetables!
What eating utensil are you?
Spork
You are truly the king of all eating utensils.Although you aren't nearly as popular as the traditional utensils known as forks and spoons, you are more versatile. You are rounded like a spoon, allowing one to scoop liquids and soft foods, and at the same time feature tines at the end like a fork, allowing one to stab harder, more solid foods. Perhaps one day you will replace forks and spoons altogether.

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My Interests

Music, movies, television, and a few other things. I also enjoy long walks on the beach, warm candle lit dinners, and nights at home, watching movies, and playing video games, with my panda. And LA WEEKLY... I LOVE LA WEEKLY!!!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone, I'm not picky!!! Contact me and we'll talk! New people are AWESOME! ;) I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Music:

CHILDREN OF BODOM!!!!!Jimi Hendrix Experience, Pink Floyd, Slipknot, Mudvayne, Cat Power, Distillers, Misfits, Nirvana, Days of the New, Mindless Self Indulgence, Depeche Mode, White Stripes, Bob Dylan, Led Zeppelin, Rancid, Doors, Alice in Chains, Slayer, My Chemical Romance, Jack Off Jill, Howlin' Wolf, Young Dublinders, Dropkick Murphys, ROMAK & THE SPACE PIRATES, Outkast, Cypress Hill, War, Berlin, Deep Blue Something, Black Sabbath, System of a Down, Green Day, Wall of VooDoo, BRONX, KoRn, Zombies, Stray Cats, Jimi Hendrix Experience, Rage Against The Machine, Iron Butterfly, Tom Petty, ZZ-Top, A Fire Inside, Ray Charles, Jethro Tull, Dire Straights, Janis Joplin, Cyndi Lauper, Billy Idol, Papa Roach, Pat Benetar, Iron Maiden, Nekromantics, Alice Cooper, Linkin Park, Horrorpops, Mamas & Papas, Sly and the Family Stone, King Harvest, Sublime, Pennywise, King Floyd, Don Henley, Incubus, Mama Cass, Billy Joel, Beatles, Cure, Fatboy Slim, Animals, B-52's, Young Dubliners, Blondie, Marilyn Manson, The Who, Lenny Kravitz, Ramones, Powerman 5000, Creedance ClearWater Revival, Cat Stevens, Bad Company, Crosby Stills & Nash, Cultrue Club, Foo Fighters, Guess Who, Deep Purple, Zebrahead, Mel Carter, Von Bondies, Soviettes, David Bowie, Go Betty Go, Electrical Light Orchestra, The Presidents of the United States of America, Tsunami Bomb, Tiger Army, Megadeth, Black Flag, AC/DC, KISS, Cranberries, Dead Kennedys, Drama Rama, Go Betty Go, Adicts, Stiff Little Fingers, Go-Go's, Bikini Kill, Joan Jett, Hole, Kittie, Kinks, Men at Work, Franz Ferdinand, Marcy Playground, Offspring, Bush, Cramps, Fear, Reverand Hortan Heat, Stormtroopers of Death, and many many more that I can't think of at the moment...

Movies:

For the record... I LOVE horror movies!!! Zombies are the greatest! Other movies I enjoy THE NOTEBOOK!!!,The Crow, Dodgeball, Resident Evil 1 & 2 , Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Clerks, Dumb & Dumber, East of Eden, Trainspotting, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Rebel Without a Cause, Pink Floyd's The Wall, The Breakfast Club, Reservoir Dogs, Poolhall Junkies, American Beauty, A Patch of Blue, Gone With The Wind, 16 Candles, High Fedelity, Edward Scissorhands, Mallrats, Better Off Dead, Big Fish, Chicago, Bennie & Joon, Salton Sea, Dogma, Anarchist Cookbook, Empire Records, Say Anything, The Breakfast Club, The Wizard of Oz, Toy Story, Kung Pow: Enter The Fist, Final Destination 1 & 2, Donnie Darko, Bubble Boy, About a Boy, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, The Doors, Kill Bill 1 & 2, How to Deal, Dawn of the Dead, Fight Club, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original & new), Nightmare Before Christmas, Some Like it Hot, What Ever Happened To Baby Jane, Rumble Fish, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Goodfellas, James Dean, O Brother Where Art Thou, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, The Brave Little Toaster, Fried Green Tomatoes, Kids, Thirteen, I Am Sam, Nice Dreams, Terms of Endearment, Ghost World, An American Tail, Gay Paris, Serendipity, Life is a House, The Tingler, Dead Ringer, The Bad Seed, Finding Nemo, Titanic, When Harry Met Sally, American History X, Dragnet, The Shipping News, Saving Grace, Jesus Christ Superstar, West Side Story, Grease, Moulin Rouge, Pirates of the Caribbean, Rain Man, X-Men 1-3, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Tapeheads, Death to Smoochie, Animal Farm, The Incredibles, Ray, Up in Smoke, After Hours, The Score, Meet the Parents, Gidget, Scar Face, The Mexican, Saw 1&2, Hostel, The Inside Man, There's more but I can't think of them at the moment. DEAD GUYS TOTALLY ROCK!!!

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Speed Racer, Rocko's Modern Life, Shorties Watching Shorties, Bewitched, I Dream Of Jeannie, The Munsters, Adams Family, Car 54, Giligan's Island, Beverly Hillbillies, The A-Team, McGiever, Muppet Babies, Daria, The Pink Panther, Comedy Central Presents, Premium Blend, Clean House, Cowboy Bebop, I Love the 60's - 90's Pt. Deux, How Do I Look, I Love Lucy, 30 Minute Meals, Cloan High, Jem & the Holograms, X-Men, Batman & Robin (original), Felix the Cat, Woody Woodpecker, The Look For Less, Stripped, Animaniacs, Tiny Toons, Good Eats, Everyday Italian, Roseanne, Saturday Night Live, Jumpcuts, Moster Garage, Yu-Yu Hakusho, The Muppet Show, Sailor Moon, Hamtaro, Monster House, Dog The Bounty Hunter, American Choppers, Beavis & Butthead, Whose Line is it Anyway, Foster's Home of Imaginary Friends, Gilmore Girls, Inuyasha, Boiling Point, Mr. Ed, and more to come...

Books:

It's not considered a book, but LA WEEKLY is my fricken bible. I read every week, cover to cover!!! And I'm totally psyched that I have them as a friend!!! VIVA LA WEEKLY!!!!! The entire Resident Evil series!Jimi Hendrix: The Man, The Music, The Truth, The Exorcist, Christine, Lunatics, The Long Walk, Everything's Eventual, Animal Farm, The Cat who Came in From the Cold, The Patchwork Girl of Oz, In Search of a Wizard, Little Altars Everywhere, The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, Misery, DA VINCI CODE!!!! Netto; I NEED to read Angels and Demons!!! LOL

Heroes:

Cesar Cherlin- The only person who can make me feel better, effortlessly. My mother- I have the strangest relationship with her... One day we're awesome, Next, we're calling eachother assholes. Jackie- Where the FUCK have you been, HO???

My Blog

My Boobies' Names

Your Boobies' Names Are: Beavis and Butthead Get your own Boobie Names...
Posted by Don't Make Me Stab You With My Spork on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 06:04:00 PST

Doesn't....

Doesn't "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister make you wanna beat the ever livin' crap outta someone or at least tip something over????? I LOVE THAT FRIGGEN' SONG!!!!!
Posted by Don't Make Me Stab You With My Spork on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Strawberry Gashes

Turn her over A candle is lit I see through her blow it out and save all her ashes for me Curse me Sold her The poison that runs its course through her pale white skin with strawberry gashes a...
Posted by Don't Make Me Stab You With My Spork on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Institutionalized

This is a song that just about every teenager can relate to... I can see this happening in like 2 weeks, TOPS! Sometimes I try to do things and it just doesn't work out the way I wanted to. ...
Posted by Don't Make Me Stab You With My Spork on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Invasion From Within

Enemy Inside Of Me! Enemy Inside of Me! I'm done! Why can't I get them out? Their claws are wrapped around my throat and they are squeezing tighter. Insanity is coming over me. Their every...
Posted by Don't Make Me Stab You With My Spork on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST