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MISS GRAVES

...with a scarlett drawl.

About Me


My Interests

MUSIC, WINE, TRAVELING, SAN DIEGO, DRIVING, SOUTHERN CULTURE, CIVIL RIGHTS, TAP DANCING, JESCO WHITE, OLD CARS, THE PACIFIC OCEAN, MAKE-UP, TATTOOS, EUROPEAN ARCHITECTURE, MERMAIDS, MERMEN AND ALL THINGS MORBID.

I'd like to meet:

Ray, Hinckley, Booth, Oswald, Ruby, militant islamic fundamentalists, carpenters, mechanics, men who wear pink ties (actually already found that one,) snake handling preachers, GYPSIES, TRAMPS and THIEVES. If you do not fall on this list, don't fret, someone wants to meet you I'm sure. Oh, and this dude:

Music:

OLD SOUTHERN GOSPEL, OTIS REDDING, NATASHA ATLAS, YEAH YEAH YEAHS, NINE INCH NAILS, PATSY CLINE, AVAIL, ETC....

Movies:

The Color Purple, Beetlejuice, Switchblade Sisters, Splash, Cabaret, and all Lifetime Originals

Television:

Nancy Grace

Books:

History books.

Heroes:

Johnny Paycheck and this crew here

My Blog

RIP KANSAS CITY BBQ (NIGHTTRAIN/TOP GUN BAR)

Kate sent me a devasting text tonight...the San Diego landmark known as Kansas City BBQ burned to the ground today.  Down with it went Top Gun props, US Navy memorabilia, and gigantic bras hangin...
Posted by MISS GRAVES on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:05:00 PST

engaged on newport to griswald and sambora eating celebrity ducks

Okay darlings, yes I know many of you believe we are "crying wolf" after our little April 1st prank, but it's all kind of coincidental, don't ya think?  So yes, for those who don't know, I got en...
Posted by MISS GRAVES on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 05:12:00 PST

Annulled

It was fake.  Every bit of it.  Come on you guys, it was the 1st of April!Here are the poor soles, in which we do not know, that actually did get married.Thanks for playing=)...
Posted by MISS GRAVES on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:38:00 PST

SORRY, I WAS GETTING HITCHED, BIIIITCH!

to all of our friends:our apologies for shotgunnin.  w/ an incredible deal on air tran and the big sale at filenes basement, we thought it was a sign.  i’m sorry i wasn’t able to...
Posted by MISS GRAVES on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:53:00 PST

St. Patrick’s not on 17th, but on 15th?

It appears as though St. Patty's is on the 15th b/c the Irish Catholic Church moves it when the 17th falls during Holy Week!  Read article: http://www.gadling.com/2008/03/03/when-again-is-st-patr...
Posted by MISS GRAVES on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:03:00 PST

I NEED YOUR DIGITS!!!

Hey everybody, I've lost about 10 years of phone data b/c my sim card just quit working.PLEASE SEND ME YOUR PHONE NUMBERS!!! I HAVE NONE.FYI - save your info not only to your sim card but to your phon...
Posted by MISS GRAVES on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:12:00 PST

I’d like to check you for ticks?

I just heard this song on the Grammy's and I have to wonder if this guy is super original or have we really reached that point, to where there is NOTHING left to write about.I love Tina Turner.  ...
Posted by MISS GRAVES on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:05:00 PST

ARE YOU FRIGGIN KIDDIN ME????!!!????

First, I will say that I may not have all my facts straight, but that's why I'm bitching in a myspace blog and not some respectable publication.  But what the hell is wrong with this D.B.(deuche ...
Posted by MISS GRAVES on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:40:00 PST

evil murder rape gansta 911

"He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it."   -MLK Some peop...
Posted by MISS GRAVES on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:27:00 PST

power makes me homicidal

First, I just want to say to all those one-dimensional females, there is so much more to a man than his looks.  There is money, power and prestige.  For those dudes that have none of that, w...
Posted by MISS GRAVES on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:59:00 PST