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Samantha

I'm like a lint magnet, its all over my trousers.

About Me

My name is Samantha and I have an ace on my forehead! I just moved to Fairview, which is right outside of Portland, to try and make it singing jazz. We'll see how that goes. I have an AMAZING job right now working with kids and the most fun coworkers ever!! I take care of little ones all day and I got to tell you, its basically the best thing ever. I have the best roomie ever. I love big tall trees that you have to almost fall backwards to see. I love laying on the grass and wishing on those white floaty things that are flying around in the summer. I am a huge fan of being openminded, unless you are a jerk. And then I will kindly ask you to stop existing. And kick you in the shin and run away. That's how my clique and I roll. I like decorating the crap out of my room because I hate empty space. Its creepy and unsettling. I am a huge pack rat. I am really bad at saving money, but I'm working on it. I love my momma, and I am so much like her its ridiculous. We both have a nasty habit of cursing like sailors. My biggest pet peeve is people who can think they can sing when they can't. Oh and when people don't put videos back in their cases and just leave them on the floor. That is just rude. :) I love the rain, and jumping in puddles. I don't recommend rolling around in gutters though, even if there's a lot of water flowing down the street. It isn't as fun as it looks. Trust me, I know.
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My Interests

I hate velvet and corderoy, not sure why, they just feel gross. Don't pretend like you don't know. You know. I hate single spacing and vomiting. I like the smell of wet barkamulch, gasoline, and baking bread. I suck at cooking, but I make up for it with my flair for making people pee their pants. It's a gift. I love laughing, especially when its with my best friends. I am addicted to Wheat Thins and Ice Breakers Sour mints (the berry kind, not the other one. Those will make you sick. I know from experience). THEY ARE LIKE CRACK!!!!!! Ahem, I also love winter. I think I have to reverse of that one seasonal disorder, where instead of being sad about winter, I am sad in the summer. I am allergic to the sun, and I have a low tolerance for heat, so I think that explains that. I like Prego spaghetti sauce better than my own mother's (BLASPHEMY!), and I can spell my name backwards. I am the BIGGEST pansy when its comes to 3 things: the dark, spiders, and spicy foods. I have renewed my hatred of bees this past month. I love Christmas more than anything in the world.
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
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I'd like to meet:

People who say bah-ggle instead of boggle. And anyone who has even ridden an elephant (clowns need not apply.. you're creepy and weird). Anyone with a bag of doritos in one arm. The nacho cheesy kind. Delicious!

Music:

I am really into Mindy Smith and Madeleine Peyroux right now.. I absolutely ADORE Harry Connick Jr. and Michael Buble.I am trying to listen to more jazz to study other jazz performers.. good times. Pepper and Hapa, Sting's voice makes me happy, Black Eyed Peas, Jimmy Eat World, Switchfoot, Jason Mraz, Ella Fitzgerald, Lauryn Hill, Dixie Chicks, Weezer, pre-crack Whitney Houston, Pat Benetar, Eddie Murphey (the butt song), Nat King Cole, Van Morrison, Paul Simon, Counting Crows, Susan Tedeschi, Kelly flippin Clarkson, Damien Rice, Norah Jones, the Spice Girls (yeah ok, like you weren't totally all about them when you were in 4th grade too... riiight), any Disney soundtrack, Antonio Vivaldi (4 seasons), CHRISTMAS MUSIC!!! The soundtrack to Charlie Brown Christmas is the best collection of music ever. I just music. A lot. Like, more than a friend.

Movies:

Hot Fuzz is my favorite movie right now, its hilarious!Office Space, The Painted Veil, Hotel Rwanda, Crash, Just Friends, Anchorman, The 40-Year Old Virgin, While You Were Sleeping, Dodgeball, Pochahontas, The Little Mermaid, pretty much every Disney movie ever made, Hope Floats, Practical Magic, Joseph and The Technicolor Dreamcoat (don't act like you weren't impressed by Donnie Osmund, you were), Dazed and Confused, Without a Paddle,The Princess Bride, Sense and Sensibility, Mansfield Park, The Austin Powers movies, Life As A House, Super Troopers, and a ton more that I am too lazy to type.Ok, now, who doesn't think this is the most adorable thing ever? I WANT ONE!!! I will give a jelly bean to the first person who finds me a real one!Take the quiz: "What Disney Princess Are You?"

Ariel
You can swim, flip, dive and be one with fish...WHY DO YOU WANT MORE?

Television:

Grey's Anatomy is the best show ever, along with The Office and Arrested Developement. And this little diddy: .. width="425" height="350">.. .. ..>

Books:

I just finished East of Eden and it was so good my intestines exploded. Lamb, White Oleander, The Golden Compass (and the sequels), Ella Enchanted, Fahrenheit 451, The Girls' Guide to Hunting and Fishing, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants,The China Garden, Memoirs of a Geisha, A Separate Peace, The Princess Bride (the most well-written and funniest book ever), The Beekeeper's Apprentice, HARRY POTTER, Wicked, all of "The Chronicals of Narnia" (I couldn't just pick one out of those....), I Capture the Castle, and anything by Tamora Pierce (I know, I'm a fantasy geek).

Heroes:

My momma. And those people who put the Made in China stickers on everything. It must take a long time.

My Blog

Life as a busy kitty

Summer is almost over and it makes me want to punch through my head with a guitar. I drank a Diet Coke today. Fizzy. I also ate a chicken sandwich with melted cheese. God bless the toaster oven. It is...
Posted by Samantha on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:45:00 PST

Pork = Nature's water

YEAHHHH!! I am in Tacoma right now... Mia is in class and Jillie and I are just postin in the PLU dorms. OH HECK YAWS!! I know, all of you out there are like "DAAAAANNNGGG, why can't we be like Sam?" ...
Posted by Samantha on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 02:05:00 PST

A Jew? Here?! That's something you don't often see..

By the beard of ZEUS, its been a looong time since I've written... Ah well. You'll survive. And if you don't? Well, I'm taking all your stuff, thats fo damn sho. It snowed today!!! :D And then it melt...
Posted by Samantha on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 05:05:00 PST

I used to dance with the buffalo..

Ok, so I guess its been a while since I've written one of these... ah well. I went to Hawaii for a week and a half during Thanksgiving break. That was pretty awesome. I loved Molokai and driving ...
Posted by Samantha on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 04:50:00 PST

It's my BIRTHDAY and I'll dance if I want to!

IT'S MY F-ING BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYYY!! Holy crap, I am 20. Dang, I am old. I need a cane. But, for now, I shall just dance around the living room to the Elf soundtrack...
Posted by Samantha on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 04:02:00 PST

No one comes to dinner now... we'd only eat them anyhow

wow i definately detest cleaning out refridgerators. i dont recommend it. unless your name is claire. then i totally think its the BEST THING EVER. ;) (haha, she'll never guess that i am only tri...
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 10:23:00 PST

Dude, fuck bees

I got stung by a bee on my lip today on the way to class. i had to sit through psychology with an ice pack on my face. my top lip is ginormous and i look like a collogen injected freak of nature. i am...
Posted by Samantha on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 11:50:00 PST

F you John Cusack! We aren't gonna date for like.. 2 more days

I am back in Ashland. Uhm. Yes. It is happy because I am not in the dorms, but in a really cute house with 3 of my really good friends. Hooray! I moved in on Sunday and I still haven't unpacked everyt...
Posted by Samantha on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 10:06:00 PST

I'm allergic to the sun... JEALOUS?!

Ok so I have a sun rash. It's hott. Seriously. It is like a sunburn only its all ugly and stuff. Ewwwwwww. Haha. Ok but really now, I just went to go get my new cell phone and you know what the bastar...
Posted by Samantha on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 05:17:00 PST

Want some yogurt?! SMUSH!!!

Ok so its 11:57 in the nighttime and I am sitting in my house alone trying to go to sleep. But I can't. Why, you ask? Well, I'll tell you! BECAUSE I AM A FRICKIN PARANOID MANIAC, THATS WHY!!! Augh! I ...
Posted by Samantha on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 11:58:00 PST