I hate velvet and corderoy, not sure why, they just feel gross. Don't pretend like you don't know. You know. I hate single spacing and vomiting. I like the smell of wet barkamulch, gasoline, and baking bread. I suck at cooking, but I make up for it with my flair for making people pee their pants. It's a gift. I love laughing, especially when its with my best friends. I am addicted to Wheat Thins and Ice Breakers Sour mints (the berry kind, not the other one. Those will make you sick. I know from experience). THEY ARE LIKE CRACK!!!!!! Ahem, I also love winter. I think I have to reverse of that one seasonal disorder, where instead of being sad about winter, I am sad in the summer. I am allergic to the sun, and I have a low tolerance for heat, so I think that explains that. I like Prego spaghetti sauce better than my own mother's (BLASPHEMY!), and I can spell my name backwards. I am the BIGGEST pansy when its comes to 3 things: the dark, spiders, and spicy foods. I have renewed my hatred of bees this past month. I love Christmas more than anything in the world.
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!"
The Muppet Personality Test
I'd like to meet:
People who say bah-ggle instead of boggle. And anyone who has even ridden an elephant (clowns need not apply.. you're creepy and weird). Anyone with a bag of doritos in one arm. The nacho cheesy kind. Delicious!
Music:
I am really into Mindy Smith and Madeleine Peyroux right now.. I absolutely ADORE Harry Connick Jr. and Michael Buble.I am trying to listen to more jazz to study other jazz performers.. good times. Pepper and Hapa, Sting's voice makes me happy, Black Eyed Peas, Jimmy Eat World, Switchfoot, Jason Mraz, Ella Fitzgerald, Lauryn Hill, Dixie Chicks, Weezer, pre-crack Whitney Houston, Pat Benetar, Eddie Murphey (the butt song), Nat King Cole, Van Morrison, Paul Simon, Counting Crows, Susan Tedeschi, Kelly flippin Clarkson, Damien Rice, Norah Jones, the Spice Girls (yeah ok, like you weren't totally all about them when you were in 4th grade too... riiight), any Disney soundtrack, Antonio Vivaldi (4 seasons), CHRISTMAS MUSIC!!! The soundtrack to Charlie Brown Christmas is the best collection of music ever. I just music. A lot. Like, more than a friend.
Movies:
Hot Fuzz is my favorite movie right now, its hilarious!Office Space, The Painted Veil, Hotel Rwanda, Crash, Just Friends, Anchorman, The 40-Year Old Virgin, While You Were Sleeping, Dodgeball, Pochahontas, The Little Mermaid, pretty much every Disney movie ever made, Hope Floats, Practical Magic, Joseph and The Technicolor Dreamcoat (don't act like you weren't impressed by Donnie Osmund, you were), Dazed and Confused, Without a Paddle,The Princess Bride, Sense and Sensibility, Mansfield Park, The Austin Powers movies, Life As A House, Super Troopers, and a ton more that I am too lazy to type.Ok, now, who doesn't think this is the most adorable thing ever? I WANT ONE!!! I will give a jelly bean to the first person who finds me a real one!Take the quiz: "What Disney Princess Are You?"
Ariel
You can swim, flip, dive and be one with fish...WHY DO YOU WANT MORE?
Television:
Grey's Anatomy is the best show ever, along with The Office and Arrested Developement. And this little diddy:
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Books:
I just finished East of Eden and it was so good my intestines exploded. Lamb, White Oleander, The Golden Compass (and the sequels), Ella Enchanted, Fahrenheit 451, The Girls' Guide to Hunting and Fishing, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants,The China Garden, Memoirs of a Geisha, A Separate Peace, The Princess Bride (the most well-written and funniest book ever), The Beekeeper's Apprentice, HARRY POTTER, Wicked, all of "The Chronicals of Narnia" (I couldn't just pick one out of those....), I Capture the Castle, and anything by Tamora Pierce (I know, I'm a fantasy geek).
Heroes:
My momma. And those people who put the Made in China stickers on everything. It must take a long time.