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Zoe

do it like bunnies!

About Me

my whole life i've been confused because everyone says "hello, rabbit!" to me. why? i grew up with cats, doesn't that make me a cat? i'm confused. my girlfriend is a cat and people give me a hard time about our interspecies relationship. eh. other than that... i had a rough childhood, being raised as a girl before my mom realized that she'd be lied to and i was, in fact, a boy. what to do, what to do. i love vegetables of all sorts and apples are like crack for me. i'm allowed to hop all around the house all the time 'cause i stopped chewing on the walls and i love my litter box. sometimes my mom takes me to the coffee shop to meet new people, but the best time i ever had was when we went people watching at Lake Harriet. people are cool, though i'm kind of an elitist. if you've got bad energy, i'll let you know it. my nose is always twitching and i love hopping sparaticly.

My Interests

chasing cat tail. eating a lot. poopin' even more. running and chasing my girlfriend. sleeping. watching people in the bathroom. chewing on power chords is my favorite past time! honey sticks. playing tag with mom and giving her a hard time about trying to put me to bed. throwing my food dish around my cage. being the man of the house. chewing holes in people's clothes. listening to jazz and chillin' in the corner.

I'd like to meet:

obviously, i want to meet Bugs. that dude is such a punk, he rules. but i really just want to meet anyone who's got veggies for me, or anyone who's trying to date my mom so i can check 'em out. if think they're bad news, i'll bite 'em! bring on the good looking cats, but don't tell my girlfriend. last time she found out about my escapades, she wouldn't give it up for weeks. sad.

Television:

amazing animal videos on Animal Planet. i once saw 4 bunnies surfing on that show. hardcore. whatever my mom might watch some random night is always cool. no wastin' time with bullshit television.

Heroes:

Bugs is witty. Thumper is sweet, and muscular. i've gotta give that Velvatine character and shout out, he knew what was up even if he was stuffed. Peter rabbit had huge balls to go after those vegetables in the farmer dudes garden. i've heard tales of a rabbit that got stuck in tar? then escaped? whoa, he's my hero!

My Blog

punch the punk

mom went to bed a bit ago. i turned the tv on 'cause i can't sleep... and i saw Pauly fucking Shore yapping his lame ass mouth off. somebody explain to me why he is famous! i mean, come on! i hope ...
Posted by Zoe on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:52:00 PST

a blessed bunny is a happy bunny

today, mom took me on a little road trip to a Buddhist temple 45 minutes south of Saint Paul. they were showing the Relic tour and she thought it was be wonderful to have me get blessed by a Tibetan ...
Posted by Zoe on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 12:00:00 PST