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MAXIMUS

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IF YOU'RE A FAKE I WILL FIND OUT ABOUT IT SOONER OR LATER!!!
I'm just your typical over-the-hill headbanger who likes cold beer, loud music and good friends. Don't judge the book by the cover cuz I'm not your typical longhair who's only out to get laid. Some words of warning: If you're here to start drama go to the next profile please because I'm not in the mood for it. I'm a musician, not a rock star...there's a big difference. I mainly play bass guitar but I also play rhythm guitar and some keyboards. Weekends I can usually be found at one of the local dives watching my friend's band play or just hanging with friends and enjoying some type of music and various libations. I'm a Gemini so I'm a born performer both on- and off-stage. You need to have a sense of humor if you're gonna hang with me because a day without laughter is a wasted day and a day without sunshine is like...night! (Thanks Steve). My adaptability knows no bounds and is one of my best attributes. I'm into expanding my horizons and learning all I can. That doesn't mean you need to teach me new ways to make me miserable, I can do that myself, thankyouverymuch. If you're going to be fake, insecure and jealous let me know ahead of time so I don't waste my time effort or money on you. I could go on for hours but I think I hit the major points for now but come back occasionally as little nuggets of personal quirkiness hit me and I'll post them here. That is all...(OK, I REALLY need to get that "idiot" tattoo removed from my forehead)
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My B.C. Rich family...Mockingbird bass, N.J. Mockingbird guitar, Warlock bass from Nikki Sixx
My kitty, Juliet, doing what she does best

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I'd like to meet:

REAL people who have a sense of humor and who aren't afraid to actually speak their minds and be their own person. I don't make you who you are, YOU do. (Wax on, wax off) It would be nice to meet a woman who wants the same things I do, someone who isn't afraid to toss a few back and get crazy every now and then but after several failed attempts I fear this online thing will yield nothing but flakes, fakes and psychos in that department. Prove me wrong, I dare you.
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"Lucky" by Bif Naked...different than the album vesion

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Music:

KISS, Black Label Society, Rob Zombie, AC/DC, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Pantera, Megadeth, Jimi Hendrix, Dokken, Aerosmith, Motley Crue, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Ozzy Osbourne, Slayer, Led Zeppelin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Anthrax, Boston, Alice In Chains, Metallica, Ratt, Feedback (Torrance, CA.), Full Metal Jacket (Gardena, CA.), Black Box (Redondo Beach, CA.)
The LOUDER the BETTER!!!



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"Killed By Death" by Motorhead!!!
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"Party Hard" by Andrew W.K....it's not just a song, it's a way of life!
My bro, Brian jamming with Feedback at Sully's in Torrance, CA.
Mike and Gimmi from Full Metal Jacket...lefty wiz kids (And YES, that bass is strung upside down!)

Movies:


"Boy, the next word that comes outta your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin Mark Twain shit cuz it's definitely getting chiselled on your tombstone!" "Music is my LIFE!"

Television:

.. width="425" height="350" ..C.S.I., Mind Of Mencia, South Park, anything on VH1 Classic, Court T.V., Spike T.V., Sci-fi Channel

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Books:

Books about Charlie Manson and the "Family", anything concerning serial killers and forensics, Stephen King, Anne Rice, Thomas Harris, music biographies, The Twilight Zone Companion, books about records, CD's and collectibles, A Guidebook Of United States Coins (various years), Kenyon & Knott's "A Pronouncing Dictionary of American English", Webster's Dictionary, the King James Holy Bible

Heroes:

The Almighty Zakk Wylde "Dimebag" Darrell Lance Abbott...R.I.P., brother Gene Simmons, the ORIGINAL God Of Thunder Rob Zombie...Demonoid Phenomenon Jimi Hendrix..the best damn guitar player in this or any other universe
Cliff Burton...'nuff said Lovely Lita..STILL changing the way women in Rock are viewed

My Blog

You women need to quit treating us nice guys like shit...

I STOLE THIS FROM SOMEONE WHO STOLE IT FIRST!! Current mood: bored Category: Romance and Relationships Ode to the Nice GuysThis rant was written for the Wharton Undergraduate Journal This is a tribu...
Posted by MAXIMUS on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 01:25:00 PST