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Laura

I am here for Friends

About Me

hard on the outside, squishy on the inside

My Interests

mammals, reptiles, arachnids, halloween, astrology, true crime, shoes, reading, writing & drinking

I'd like to meet:

voluptuous latinas in hotpants

Music:

neurosis, dystopia, sun city girls, tenacious d, spinal tap

Movies:

farewell my concubine, tie me up tie me down, willard, the pianist, dracula, babe, pan's labyrinth

Books:

flannery o'connor, j.d. salinger, howard zinn, noam chomsky, junot diaz, sylvia plath, robert clark young, trinie dalton, david sedaris

Heroes:

annie sprinkle, daniel ellsberg, dolores huerta, my grandma

My Blog

lil’ mami update

aright, i haven't been on here 4 awhile so sorry i haven't answered anybody's messages. just workin @ home, watchin my roomie's kids. joaquin's in 1st grade, diggin 4 treasure in the backyard, ridin m...
Posted by Laura on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:08:00 PST

DIPPIN' NIPS!!

my girlfriend tami and i have an idea for a new business; tell us what you think! it's a kiosk called Dippin' Nips where you choose a flavor of syrup, we dip our boobs in it, and you lick the syrup of...
Posted by Laura on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:26:00 PST

i suck at typing!!!

i went to get a typing certificate today and no matter how i tried, i could NOT surpass 47 words per minute. i really wanted to get 50, since that's what i put on my resume and that's what i scored at...
Posted by Laura on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 04:32:00 PST

i quit my job!

well, that didn't last long...i should've listened to the owner's husband when he told me she was "difficult." anyone who remembers noah's bathroom at the lemoli house will understand me when i say, F...
Posted by Laura on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 12:54:00 PST

i got a new job! yay for me! woohoo!!

i just started working in the office at my girlfriend jenni's preschool & daycare in temecula. it's perfect 'cause after joaquin gets off school i can pick him up and bring him back to the daycare (wh...
Posted by Laura on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 07:04:00 PST

goin' to the county fair...

the big question on everyone's mind is...what am i doing for my birthday? goin' to the county fair. ya, i'm a fucking dork. mini-bike supercross & cows...i can't resist. cam won't let me get a cow, bu...
Posted by Laura on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 06:19:00 PST