L-Dubbs - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I cuss too much, get annoyed way too easily and depend on the internet way too much. My text messaging is out of control.
I love baseball and only baseball. Not football, not soccer, not kayaking, just baseball. I hate, loathe and despise every single quality about the Yankees and I will fight this to the death.
I like this little band called stavesacre that I've liked for years and years.

My Interests

BASEBALL, hating various baseball players, hating the GD yankees, gilmore girls, gamecube, justin timberlake, rappers from the ATL, law, mad about you, making fun of you, mark salomon, having a bad attitude, gangsta rap, pickles, sarcasm, sleeping, stavesacre, letting rage engulf my soul, mario kart, talking trash on everything you like, text messaging.

I'd like to meet:

Vince Vaughn, so I could tell him I will bear his children. Justin Timberlake to touch him. Barry Bonds so I could punch him in the nuts (and hopefully visit him in prison). Roger Clemens, to punch him in his steroid infested yankee loving face. Nick Swisher to make out with him maybe if BECAUSE he quit playing for Oakland (and he's hot). Rachael Ray so I could punch her in the ovary, along with everyone at the Food Network.

Music:

stavesacre, viva voce, n*e*r*d, dolly parton, dear ephesus, big boi, ccr (creedence, jerks), blindside, justin timberlake, morella's forest, deftones, live, audioslave, dr. dre, e-40, atmosphere, the streets, kanye west, jay-z, outer circle, some great angst, snoop dogg, ludacris, nas, pharrell, anticon, dose one, johnny cash, restiform bodies, buck65, slug, bon voyage, underoath, beloved, the beatles, velour100, zao

Movies:

what dreams may come, you've got mail, field of dreams, league of their own, anywhere but here, the burning bed.

Television:

gilmore girls, mad about you, conan o'brien, south of nowhere, law & order:svu, grey's anatomy, horrible reality tv on mtv.

Books:

www.reddressink.com, j. california cooper, flannery o'connor, anna maxted, jane green.

Heroes:

Nolan Ryan, Steve Finley.

My Blog

Ryan vs. Seabiscuit

so, every office has its holiday parties. Most offices focus on the big one- Christmas. Not here at Nederland Chiropractic. Here, we have a Halloween party. I am not the biggest Hall...
Posted by L-Dubbs on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 03:18:00 PST

a note to the rest of the planet

"crocs" are NOT cute*. I don't care if they are the most comfortable thing ever to put on your feet, they are AWFUL. Terrible. if I had the choice whether to win a lifetime supply of mustard or elimin...
Posted by L-Dubbs on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:47:00 PST

baseball brogs

These are my thoughts regarding (I almost typed retarding) roger clemens. HATE. DIE. You are ruining my life. Please die. Dear Houston, Please tell YOUR friend Roger Clemens ...
Posted by L-Dubbs on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:49:00 PST

lesbian psychic readers

so sometime last year, JKL and I used to make it a habit to go out the gayborhood in Dallas pretty much every weekend. this was dangerous in the fact that: a) alcohol was serioulsy $1.50 at one bar ev...
Posted by L-Dubbs on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 04:02:00 PST

Hannah the Pig v.1.0

So, if you're just randomly looking at my profile and you don't know me that well (or don't talk to me often) you'll see a lot of comments with pigs on them. You're probably wondering why the he...
Posted by L-Dubbs on Wed, 24 May 2006 08:58:00 PST

serious blog omg?

so, I don't normally post blogs that have any significance whatsoever, but there's a first time for everything. myspace kind of sucks balls most of the time. Not in the performace of the site it...
Posted by L-Dubbs on Thu, 04 May 2006 01:53:00 PST

You think your life sucks? Bet me that mine's worse.

No, seriously. I'm really starting to think that I'd be better off locking myself in a room with some pickles and the internet and at least stupid shit wouldn't happen to me anymore. so, in case...
Posted by L-Dubbs on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 12:02:00 PST

omg this entry will actually be posted

so when we were sitting at bingo earlier (yes, bingo, shut up. we will win some day.) we were all three going through our phones and deleting people we didn't really know. laura: does anybody k...
Posted by L-Dubbs on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 10:49:00 PST

wanted: some stupid guy who will cook and clean for my dirtyness.

have you noticed that I only post blogs over here when Josh Clements does? It's a sickness. now the point of this blog is to discuss my inability to act very.... domestic. Anyone who know...
Posted by L-Dubbs on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 06:33:00 PST

i sucks

since I am from Texas, I'm supposed to be excited about UT winning the national championship thingie, but the truth is, I had to have Selim explain this whole "bowl" scenario to me last week. I don't ...
Posted by L-Dubbs on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 07:27:00 PST