Libby

Hi, my name's Libby and I'm a Lhasa Apso. This means I'm from Tibet, just like the Dalai Lama. My daddy tells me that I met the Dalai Lama when I was two, but I don't remember it. My daddy says that the Dalai Lama gave me a lollipop and blessed me. When I was two, I also met Barry Manilow, my idol. I have a poster to prove it. He wrote a song about me, except he called it "Copacabana" and changed the name from "Libby" to "Lola." If you don't believe me, I'll hump you.I have a boyfriend named Hank. He's homeless and drives a rusty old truck. I hate him. My master is Ryan and he's hotter than Hank. That's why I hump his leg sometimes. One time, I got chased by some Rottweilers and crapped all over myself. I'm afraid of Hulk Hogan and Spock.Also, I eat frogs.