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Ashwhaag

What?? Do we LOOK like cultists to you??

About Me

Te hostes contundere, Prae te eos depellere, Et Lamentates te Cognatorum audire...Laid back, beach bum, tough exterior but soft on the inside. I do my deepest thinking while... shall we say... occupied (curse you Matt for getting me to look for tile patterns on EVERY bathroom floor I stare at). I can be the quiet guy in the corner people watching or in the middle of everything talking to everyone. Look for me at the KC Ren Fest in the Silver Dreamer (Lookin for m saucy Pirate Wench!). BOOTH 312 REPRESENT!! Yes I mostly wear my kilt, and if you wanna see what I wear underneath it... Look at my boots.

My Interests

Painting, Camping, Roller-Blading (I like to show off, but usually gets me into an embarrasing situation), Hockey, Gaming, Computers, Pirates, Archaeology, & Reading. Lately I've been practicing the Bass. Not very good, but getting better!

I'd like to meet:

The first Australopithecine that picked up a rock and got revenge on the sabre-toothed cat that ate his family.Dolf Lundgren... OBEY Oh yeah... and Bruce Campbell

Music:

Used to be a die hard rocker through and through... Due to the whiny rock scene lately my "Inner Thug" has been released! I really listen to everything. I have the entire span in my truck right now: Beethoven to Rob Zombie to Biggie and back around to Garbage. All depends on my mood!

Movies:

Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Big Lebowski, Serenity, Deathrace 2000, Boondock Saints... and the sap in me likes Ever After Most recently... 300 is one of the best movies I have ever seen!

Television:

MXC, Mythbusters, Viking Obstacle Challenge, Olympic Curling (cant get enough of that stuff!!), King of the Hill, and my latest favorite... Who Wants To Be A Superhero!! Major Victory... you will be missed... And Afro Samurai

Books:

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (minus Mostly Harmless), Black Company series, Good Omens, Disc World series, The Descent (Jeff Long), A Game of Thrones... Lately I have been on a HUGE H.P. Lovecraft stint.

Heroes:

Little Wooden Boy, Crow T. Robot, Simba, Gordie Howe

My Blog

Expensive fing bullets...

"Oil prices rose sharply Friday on news that a ship under contract to the U.S. Defense Department fired warning shots at two boats in the Persian Gulf." So essentially our entire economy can rest on t...
Posted by Ashwhaag on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:26:00 PST

Adventure 2

Ok so longer than I thought to post... But here it is! Adventure 2 Where we last left off& The Paradise Theater had been destroyed in a deadly inferno, the head cultist, Richard Jacobs, was shot in t...
Posted by Ashwhaag on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 03:03:00 PST

Moving day!

Ahhh been a while since I rambled randomly... and it will probably be a while more! This saturday I'm finally moving into my own place! Be the first time in WAY to long that I will not have any roomat...
Posted by Ashwhaag on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 05:16:00 PST

Settin sails to the South!

The Raiders of Kromm once again be pointin arrrr bow to the south! This year be my biggest crew yet! A grand total of 5!!! WOO HOO! Be out of commision for the next few days... if ye call's and yer no...
Posted by Ashwhaag on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 05:19:00 PST

Wanting to be making hard music with you while we listening to sex

This appears to be a weekend of shows for me! Tonight... THE RED ELVISES YOUR FAVORITE BAND!!! I have seriously been waiting YEARS to see these guys. I saw them once in Florida with Heather (in my top...
Posted by Ashwhaag on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 05:20:00 PST

No longer feeling guilty...

The other day I heard a pretty kick arse song on the radio. It's called Le Disco by a new group (at least I think they're new) called Shiny Toy Gun. I have a weakness for chic bands to begin with, and...
Posted by Ashwhaag on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:40:00 PST

Adventure 1 (FINALLY)

Adventure 1 This was the first adventure I ran my players through. I took this adventure out of the Call of Cthulhu (CoC) book, but made some slight changes to it to fit the plot of a more long runni...
Posted by Ashwhaag on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 06:29:00 PST

PETA... aka hypocrites and terrorists

So I found this article this morning, and it only justifies the insane theory I have about people involved with PETA... Gone to the dogsMickey Rourke is howling mad at a pet store. The "Sin City" act...
Posted by Ashwhaag on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:16:00 PST

Call of Cthulhu

For those that are dorks like me... I have decided to keep a running journal of a roleplaying game I run: Call of Cthulhu. For those interested in gaming please comment and let me know what you think....
Posted by Ashwhaag on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:43:00 PST

Vehicular Madness

My brakes are shot... no correction... beyond shot... F U C T would be the proper term. Thank the higher power that my roomate is obsessed with vehicles and owns 4 (technically 5), 3 of which work, 2 ...
Posted by Ashwhaag on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:06:00 PST