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About Me

I'm a former English teacher, still in college. I will soon be leaving for the Marine Corps. I have good students and the best wife EVER! I also do a weekly comic-strip about a black, gay, walrus-man. You can read it here: http://www.drunkduck.com/GuGu

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My Interests

Reading and writing f'sho.

I'd like to meet:

People. The friends, you know.

Music:

Bluegrass and punk mostly, but it's really all over the place.

Movies:

Kevin Smith minus Jersey Girl, Cannibal! The Musical, Chinese Hercules, The 10th Kingdom

Television:

South Park, Adult Swim, Food Network, History Channel

Books:

Worldwar and Colonization series, Walden Pond, Canterbury Tales, Guns Germs and Steel

Heroes:

Alexander Hamilton, my parents, Kim

My Blog

Marine Combat Training

Yes. I am alive and at Marine Combat Training right now. The California sun is hot, the humps are long and steep, and my ear protection does nothing to block the noise of the 240Golf. ...
Posted by David on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 10:23:00 PST

Marine Combat Training

It's My Dick in a Box

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Posted by David on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:54:00 PST

12 Things to Remember

12 Things to Know When Joining the United States Marine Corps When asked a question by Sergeant Major, "Fuck yeah," is not an appropriate response. The CPO in charge of MEPS does not want to hear abo...
Posted by David on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:37:00 PST

Double-u Tee Eff? An update?

What's up guys. I know it's been a long-ass time since I went a-bloggin' here at the myspace. Sorry about that but I've been rediculously busy. Any way I have some news to bestow on ...
Posted by David on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:17:00 PST

OMFG! I'm not dead!

So about the comic (http://student.adams.edu/~cooperde). I've had a pretty good reaction. I've had a slight negative lash from those unaware of the fact that all Americans will be fat and ...
Posted by David on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:01:00 PST

Weekly Wisdom and I hate asstards

I've had kind of a rough 15 hours. Some wag pissed in my laundry last night. I know this for a fact because, as a male who has camped rather regularly all his life, I know what purning pis...
Posted by David on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 01:50:00 PST

A note on the last blog

For those that didn't get the bulletin, the last blog was in reference to this: http://i1.photobucket.com/albums/y37/komradedave/optimusad.j pg
Posted by David on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 04:11:00 PST

Weekly Wisodm, the Shrtest One Yet

Here's the deal. Optimus Prime is a badass semi, not a Dodge Ram. Fuck Dodge, Fuck the Ram, and Fuck Hasbro. Shalom, David "I'm fucking serious" Cooper
Posted by David on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:50:00 PST