George Carlin's New Rules for 2006 |
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain o...
Posted by LIZ on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 06:52:00 PST |
Top 10 Rejection Lines given by Men |
Top 10 Rejection Lines given by Men(and what they actually mean...)10. I think of you as a sister.(You're ugly.)9. There's a slight difference in our ages.(You're ugly.)8. I'm not attracted to you in ...
Posted by LIZ on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 06:41:00 PST |
GEORGE CARLIN'S VIEWS ON AGING |
George Carlin (Absolutely Brilliant) > > IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. > > George C...
Posted by LIZ on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 08:38:00 PST |
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT WHEN YOUR DRUNK |
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specificity b) British ...
Posted by LIZ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Wise Thoughts |
The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. If you don't have a sense ...
Posted by LIZ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
BEAUTIFUL YELLOW ROSES |
Beautiful Yellow Roses Come with me and take my handI will take you to a sensual landUpon my bed of beautiful yellow rosesInto which our love willingly imposesThe smell of roses permeates the airPassi...
Posted by LIZ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMAN |
10. I think of you as a brother.(You remind me of that inbred banjo playing geek in 'Deliverance')9. There's a slight difference in our ages.(I don't want to do my dad.)8. I'm not attracted to you...
Posted by LIZ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
WILLICISMS BY GEORGE CARLIN |
Witticisms by George Carlin1) Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.2) One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.3) Atheism is a nonprophet organization.4) If man evolv...
Posted by LIZ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Confucious Quotes |
1. man who drop watch in toilet
bound to have shitty time.
2.Never marry baskeball player....he dribble before he shoot.
3. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
4.Man who have women ...
Posted by LIZ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
DIFFERENT WAYZ 2 USE THE WORD F**K |
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hat...
Posted by LIZ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
