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About Me

22 just moved in with my girlfriend. Life is pretty dull- I am in a mundane job with little money to pay for my favourite things... I wish I could afford to buy loads of clothes and go to clubs everynight.. Pretty soon i am confident we will discover fortune and/or fame and eventually open our own club and shoe shop.
I guess my dreams are simply to one day beat the shit out of nath dirienzo and robb maxwell...

My Interests

! am a full time chauffer for my girlfriend which has it's positives although there are no financial incentives. When she gives me time off i use it to surf the internet occasionally, maybe listen to music or even hit a club although a non sugar club night is becoming a bit of a rarity unfortunately. Also going to gigs which is becoming increasingy rare as I am 8 poors Rubbing myself next to hairy people

I'd like to meet:

groucho marx and jerry stiller, David attenborough

Music:

Uffie, Goodshoes, 1990's, Gossip, Erase Errata, Kaito, Love is All, CFTPA, Cause-comotion, The Knife, Liars, Magnetic Fields, Krystal Kastles, NYPC, Rat-a-tat, !!!, the blow, BYOP,... Loads of other stuff I generally like pop and dancey stuff

Movies:

loads of diffent films. anything by aranofsky, kauffman, lars von trier... marx borthers, daft punk interstella 5555, delicatessen, amelie, very long engagement, madagascar, narnia, LOTR etc pretty predictable

Television:

partridge, peep show, neighbours, curb your enthusiasm, seinfeld... pretty average really

Books:

1984, catch 22, virgin suicides, gay times

Heroes:

robb 'robb' maxwell
ben stiller's dad is a very funny man. catch him in seinfeld and zooolander among others. also kosmo kramer

My Blog

Elevtor

I haven't posted a blog in a while so I think it's time for an update... For the past 8 months I have been living with m girlfriend in a bad ass flat on Lillington Avenue which is going strikingly w...
Posted by come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:29:00 PST

change channel

it's been another exciting week for me, i had another night out with my colleagues from my new job which involved a KFC then kicking some ass at bowling (coming last..) and then heading to various pub...
Posted by come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 10:19:00 PST

make out, fall out, make up

i have had a very busy few days.thursday saw myself, my girlfriend and my brother hitting nottingham until late to see a very cool band called new young pony club who were surprisingly excellent! a la...
Posted by come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 11:59:00 PST

idiots

this is my first blog for ages and it is for good reason. i have spent the last, beautiful week away from work which means i've had time to catch up with some of my favourite things. these include get...
Posted by come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 10:16:00 PST

GLASTONBURY

just home from an exhausting (amazing) 5 days in somerset! got to see my incredible girlfriend for a few days more before she goes home and see some amazing bands! way too much cider was consumed over...
Posted by come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

giddy stratospheres

aaah...  awesome evening last night! my girlfriend has her first exam yesterday and i am instructed to take her out!! somewhere which includes llamas so we trapse around a field in kenilworth fo...
Posted by come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

love machine

i've had a very busy week but it's been awesome :) firstly sugar was great as usual! howler and i tore it apart until he sadly departed early... after which i had a surprisngly nice pie and chips from...
Posted by come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

german pop night at 93ft east

interesting trip to london today i drove down for the first time ever. pretty cool it went quite well except a fer wrong turns... got to 93ft a little later than expected, missing all but 2 (awesome) ...
Posted by come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fact

if confronted with a lion a llama will attack because it's not scared of anything
Posted by come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FROG

as a last minute thing i decided to go to london last night, by myself... it turned out to be an awesome night :) met up with a cool french girl and we danced the night away at the mean fiddler and th...
Posted by come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST