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Scooter

If you're not tall, dark and handsome, you're loathsome.

About Me

Hi, I'm Scott, I'm 16 and it's been three days since my last drink...hold on...wrong website...Hello!! I'm a 16 year old comedy writer, and I've been writing comedy for the best part of 22 years. That's almost 30 years in total. Someday, I hope to do it professionaly, maybe even do different genres and films and stuff...

My Interests

watching tv, writing, eating, reading, eating, chilling out, eating, hanging out with friends, eating, being lazy and dieting.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody that doesn't run away screaming...

Music:

I like rock and alternative music, and anything really apart from rap and r&b. In my opinion, it puts the C in rap.

Movies:

Anything with a higher star than 1.

Television:

Anything in between the hours of 7am till 10pm

Books:

I like the ones with words in them. Except the diictionary. And the thesauaus. Oh, don't get me started on the thesauarus...

Heroes:

"I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
She's gotta be strong
And she's gotta be fast
And she's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
She's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And she's gotta be larger than life"
Ahem...sorry...

My Blog

A few of my comedy sketches (don't laugh)

Okay, I am gonna post some of the sketches I have written so far. It is no way meant to be offensive to anyone, so don't take it the wrong way!! Hope you enjoy it!! DR JEKYLL AND MR RAY Dr J...
Posted by Scooter on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 07:08:00 PST