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<<christie>>

...too fast 4 Love...

About Me


I have a fear of biscuit cans. (or perhaps a fear of decapitation, undecided) That's pretty much general knowledge of those who know me. I can't stand people with mullets. Not the person necessarily, but the mullet itself. *ugh*
I enjoy people with awesome wit and some intelligence about them. Ignorance gets on my nerves, although I've participated a time or two. We all have.
What else? I have three dogs; Oscar, Griffin and Derek. They are like my children. I got Derek July 28th, he's a Chinese Pug and adorable! (as are all my children) haha.
I'm a licensed massage therapist and a certified aromatherapist. I've recently opened a clinic in my hometown with 2 other LMT's. It took a lot of hard work, but it's going great!! I'm very happy with it.
I like to go camping and swimming. Scratch that, I LOVE it. I live in a lake side town and wouldn't have it any other way. I can go a few blocks and go swimming any time I want to. I also like 4-wheeling and playing pool. I'll kick your ass at air hockey though. *lol*
I like metal music, or any music that generates a feeling inside me. Metal concerts are SO much fun. Guys who wear black with tats and piercings do something for me. *lol* I'm still a rebel at heart. :) Now if I could find one who could spell big words and know the definitions while having amazingly hot, kiny sex... I would want to have his babies. *lol*
I'm not into drugs at all, of any kind. Everyone does their own thing and that's their business, y'know? I'm just not into it. Guess that's it! Check out my pics, etc and leave me a comment sometime!


My Interests



antique cars, street rods, fast cars, museums, history, anything to do with the medical field, camping, swimming, outdoors, healing arts, baseball cards, geneology, the Bible, scrapbooking, remodeling, lots of stuff...

I'd like to meet:


Anyone with something interesting to say and who can think on their own without outside influence. (however, inside influence is acceptable) Just anyone who considers themselves a free-thinker and who can keep up with my many levels of different personalities. *lol*

Take the quiz:
What does your birth month reveal about you?

May
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children.Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

Music:

I can find something I like in ALL types of music. Depends on my mood really.

Movies:

'Hello Dolly' w/ Walter Mathou and Barbara Streisand; Ghost; Pretty Woman; anything starring Anthony Hopkins; some drama and comedy. I like live theater just as much as movies though, if not more.

Television:

Law and Order: SVU, Christopher Meloni is the yummiest cop ever and could arrest me any day; Grey's Anatomy is effing AWESOME. If you haven't watched it, it is very worth buying the season 1 and 2 DVD's to get up to speed. My number one show of all times: Sex In The City! Sarah Jessica Parker is so great. I miss that show. :(

"I'm thinking balls are to men, what purses are to women. It's just a little bag but we'd feel naked in public without it." --Carrie

If I'm bored: Family Guy, King of the Hill, Simpsons, Boon Docks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force.. can't believe I'm admitting this shit. *LOL*

Meg: Chris come on i wanna watch the George Lopez Show.

Chris: That show just furthers the sterotype that George Lopez is funny.

Books:

I love, love, love the Jack Reacher series by Lee Child. (so far) Lots of action, blood, awesome description of murders and plots twists. All of them so far have been non-stop page turners. Get the first one, Killing Floor and you'll be hooked. OH- GREG ISLES is awesome too. Get "Footprints of God"... it's not a religious nut book like you may think. George Orwell is proving himself to me to be quite an amazing writer. I'm working on reading all of his stuff. Shame he died so young.

God is dead. -Nietzsche, 1886
Nietzsche is dead. -God, 1901

Heroes:

I have had a few influences throughout my life thus far, but I can't quite call anyone a "hero".

Bettie Page is an amazing woman who pushed the boundaries of her time and questioned every rule without even realizing it. She lived her life the way she felt and didn't ask anyone's permission back in the 1950's. I admire her courage and strength to revolutionize America's sexuality and fashion. In my eyes, she is a living legend at the age of 83 and I'll always be appreciative for her inspiring attributes to our society as we know it.

"I was never the girl next door." -Bettie Page

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Blog

The Porno of My Life

The porno of Christie's life will be called ..."Boob raider - Robbing the Cradle" 'What">http://www.quizuniverse.com/quiz.php?id=57"> 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at http://www.quizun...
Posted by ♥ christie ♥ on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:02:00 PST

Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend....

How To Save A Life  (The Fray)Step one you say we need to talkHe walks, you say sit down it's just a talkHe smiles politely back at youYou stare politely right on throughSome sort of window to yo...
Posted by ♥ christie ♥ on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:45:00 PST

Do you have a tat?

I'm not sure if I like 'em or not but while uploading and posting pics of my lily tattoo, I noticed that I have sooo many ~FreckleS~ that my whole shoulder looks funny!!!Do freckles and other blemishe...
Posted by ♥ christie ♥ on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:48:00 PST

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Your Birthdate: May 21 You're a restless rebel with an unpredictable nature.Bright but unbridled, you tend to seek out wild experiences over new ideas.People are frustrated by your great potentia...
Posted by ♥ christie ♥ on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:13:00 PST

How Sexual Are You??

This is what my quiz revealed:You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. You are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will mak...
Posted by ♥ christie ♥ on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 08:58:00 PST

6,307,200 seconds

12 years4380 days105120 hours...seems like a long ass time, doesn't it?Still yet, details can be recalled as if these hours were merely milliseconds and events happened only days ago.Today has a lot o...
Posted by ♥ christie ♥ on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 08:51:00 PST

I Love Mel D.

Ok, this one is going to be quick, cuz it's late and I'm tired as FUCK. However, Mel D. at Ink Junkys in Conway is the most bad ASS tattooist in the world!!!Tonight, I got inked for the second time. F...
Posted by ♥ christie ♥ on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:03:00 PST

I was poked and it was GOOD.

Last night, I went to Conway to get my second tattoo and of course, Mel was busy. All the great ones are! (p.s. www.inkjunkys.com)  So I made myself an appointment to be sure I get it next time a...
Posted by ♥ christie ♥ on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:56:00 PST

About Me Survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Christie Birthday: May 21, 1977 Birthplace: Helena, Arkansas Current Location: Old Folks Haven, Hell Eye Color: Brownish green Hair Color: Brown H...
Posted by ♥ christie ♥ on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:18:00 PST

George Orwell

The Lesser EvilEmpty as death and slow as painThe days went by on leaden feet;And parson's week had come againAs I walked down the little street.Without, the weary doves were calling,The sun burned on...
Posted by ♥ christie ♥ on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 07:52:00 PST