Xenu, teh Warrior Princess

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Hmm... Random things about me...My name is Amber.. I'm 25 years old, which doesn't mean a whole lot, because in my head I'm hundreds of years old. 75 million years, to be exact. ;-) Not gonna tell you typical things, because if I have to, then you didn't pay attention in the first place. :-P Here are some things you should know. I chain-smoke. It's bad, I know, but everyone needs a vice. I walk with a detectable limp at times, but don't let it fool you. If you fuck with me, I will kick your ass. I AM as tough as I look. I'm not small by any means. Sometimes I wear chains.. Most times I wear black. I have a tendency to stand out, but if I don't want you to see me.. You. Just. Won't. I stutter when I'm nervous. Oftentimes I don't speak at all. I'm told I have an extremely intimidating presence. I say people see what they want to see. I'm a text whore, and I *HATE* to talk on the phone. (It's what I do for a living.) I love to laugh.. I have a very quirky and VERY dry sense of humor. It rattles... I love people that love me. I respect people that respect me... I have deep, dark secrets. Many of them. You wanna know? Ask me, and we'll arrange for a "skeleton trade." I fall in love often, and I stay in love... The simple things compel me to love. Things most people don't notice or realize that they do. If I say I love you, I mean it... If I say I adore you, I mean it. If I say I hate you, I mean it. Unless I say it, don't assume I think it. I'm VERY open with my friends and loved ones. I will tell you if I feel strongly for you. I will tell you every day, how much you mean to me, just in case you forget. People need to be appreciated every day, not just when you feel like appreciating them. If you care about someone, tell them, and often. I am a writer, a mother, a dreamer, a smoker, a social-drinker, a social-philosopher and a damn good kisser. (Among other things.) I'm a slave and a master. I'm a woman, a child, a friend, a lover, and an enemy. I am l'un qui respire. That's all anyone really is, and the sooner we figure that out, the better off society will be. I contradict myself constantly. As long as you remember that you can't know anything about me unless I tell you it's true, you will understand. Ask me who I am, and I won't be able to tell you. Ask me what I am, and I'll talk forever. Ask me how I feel and I will lie, because you asked. Ask me what I think, and you're gonna be upset. I *KNOW* I am interesting. Interesting as hell. Say something inspiring to me, and I'll show you. Be REAL. If you assume that I'll do, think, say, or feel something, then I will almost always do the opposite. I am annoyed by presumptuous people. I refuse to be ignored. I dislike liars, and thieves and people who are malicious for the sake of being malicious. I don't tolerate users. DO NOT STALK ME! I don't tolerate overly pushy people well. Listen. There is NO SUCH THING as love at first sight, there is NO SUCH THING as fate or soulmates. There is no such fucking thing as "meant to be." Everything is a game of chance. Be a little realistic, here. Honestly. Knock it off. If you want to join me in the garden, you're more than welcome. You'll surely be met with a smile and a hug. "Have I told you today that you're wonderful?"*winks*
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