The Redneck Zombies were forged at the dawn of civilisation (2001) by the devil. Old Satan had decided the only way that he could realise his dream of taking over the whole known universe was to create the greatest and most evil band in the universe.
He created the band by ejaculating into a pot that he usually used for mixing up different shades of red paint for his house. Into this pot of hellish semen he then put the soul of rock 'n' roll, that had had purchased from Jimi Hendrix for some drugs, the heart of jack the ripper, a transylvanian phrase book, various pieces of bats and werewolves and the essence of pure evil that he extracted from Walt Disney.
The pot went onto the Devils stove and boiled to 10,000 degrees. At this point the devils doorbell rang and he had to leave the kitchen, at the door was Micheal Jackson, as Wacko tried to convince Lucifer to appear at his trial as a character witness, the pot reached temperatures that soared above anything he imagined..... then with a mighty bang the pot exploded.
On hearing this the devil ran to the kitchen where he was confronted by three strangers, he cried out in disbelief 'Noooooo, how can this be my evil creation? they are all too sexy and good looking!!'
Deep down the devil knew he had gone to far and had created a force so powerfull that he could never control them, the three strangers beat him up, stole his wallet and headed to the surface of earth to unleash their evil fury, destroying town after town.....
They cannot be stopped and they cannot be killed, your only chance of escape is to distract them with sacrifices of slutty girls and alcohol!!
