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Revelation

Rosemary's in the kitchen gettin' tipsy.

About Me

I love the chaos of having my windows rolled down on the freeway.I get nervous thinking about getting nervous, never about the thing I'm afraid of getting nervous for.I could kick your trash in Disney Sceneit.I drive a huge chevy.I am ALWAYS hungry.You could light me on fire, and I would still be cold.I have two titanium rods in my back.I love my friends and family more than anything. Mess with them, and you're dead.I love to meet new people, but unfortunately, not on myspace. You could be the greatest person on Earth, but unless I don't know you in real life, you'll always be a 300 pound rapist to me.My friends think I'm funny, and that's all that matters.I play the guitar when I have time. Which is never, at the moment. To hear some of my songs, click on Emily Maher-clever name, I know, thank my parents-on my friends list below. I file tax returns for a living.I worship anyone who's ever composed a musical.I'm mormon, and I believe what I believe. Live the way you want. I'll love you for it. I won't try to change your opinion, so don't try to change mine. Tolerance works both ways.I think swinging is the most wonderful feeling in the world.

My Interests

If I could live anywhere, it would be Switzerland. I over analyze everything. I can't stand looking at fast blinkers on cars. I have to finish anything I start. Unless it's excercising. I can stop that at anytime. I'm my happiest when I'm riding. I want to be a criminal psychologist, and I'm going to own a ranch someday. Even if it means waiting til I'm 60. You just wait. MyGen Profile Generator

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet the person who first thought of shoes. I bet they were laughed at and mocked at first, but just look at how far shoes have come.

Music:

I love everything. Mostly Oldies, but really. Everything. If there's an instrument or a voice involved, I'll like it. Ha. I think Simon and Garfunkel are the two most beautiful men in the world. Matt Costa is a close second. False. They're all tied.

Movies:

Pride and Prejudice, Hook, The Goonies, Willow, Waynes World, Josie and the Pussycats, Death to Smoochy, Life is Beautiful, Life as a House, ALL disney movies, Zoolander, Dodgeball, Remember the Titans, Anchorman, Van Helsing (Hugh Jackman is beautiful), Emperors New Groove, Homeward Bound, The Princess Bride, Gremlins, Wait Until Dark, The Spiral Staircase, The Changeling, Big Fish, What Dreams May Come, The Burbs, Serendipity, Across the Universe, etc. Side note: I prefer psychologically terrifying movies as opposed to a man hacking a person til they're completely unrecognizeable and dismembered, and then wearing their face. Try watching Wait Until Dark. Or The Changeling. Um, nightmares. Other side note: I do enjoy the true stories of the modern hacker hollywood-ized films, and read about serial killers on a daily basis. Thank you.

Television:

the simpsons. the office. family guy. oh, and MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000!! That show has gotta be one of the top 5 best things that's ever happened to the world.

Books:

Give me a book, and I'll read it. Ted Bundy: Conversations with a Killer, Pride and Prejudice, Feathers in the Fire, The Last Unicorn, And Then There Were None, Daddy Long Legs, and If Nobody Speaks of Remarkable Things are a few of my favorite books.

Heroes:

Danny White, The Scorpion King, Hook, my mom and my dad. AND Rikki Rockett, the drummer from poison. Wow.

My Blog

BIG KID GUITAR

Okay, so any of you that know me, know that I've learned to play the guitar on one of those "baby guitars" I've had since 5th grade that you get for like 80 bucks at Wal-Mart. On with the st...
Posted by Revelation on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

LIFE IS GOOD

As I'm sitting here wrapped up in my blanket, watching old movies and eating cereal it occurs to me that life is good. Lately I've been kinda depressed about a lot of things that have happened in my l...
Posted by Revelation on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Self Worth

Secrets hidden behind the familiar Hope in plain sight, but never found Word expressed like broken records What exists? Never common ground. Sunlight is no longer warm, it only burns...
Posted by Revelation on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My homicidal rampage

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burnYour name:Weapon of Choice:Coke bottlesYour Favorite Target:PunksYour Kill Count:1,825,809,973Your Battle Cry:"Yo mama!"Years You Spend in Jail:21How Much Mone...
Posted by Revelation on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things I Love

listening to the rain giving hugs getting hugs babies' laughs puppy breath falling asleep outside waking up on saturday and realizing i dont have school sitting by the fire having a full tank ...
Posted by Revelation on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST