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HEALTH FREAKS

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For Joe and Alex, two comic book loving janitors working at Health and Fitness Plus, things are about to get a little messy. When Sammy Rocanter brings his new, muscle stimulating Freakazoid Energy Drink to the health club, it's obvious that the drink still has a few kinks in it. Bodies are mutating, weightlifting is becoming a little more violent, and the club members are beginning to turn into violent, psychopathic freaks, not to mention the abnormal snarling coming from the boiler room! Joe and Alex aren't heroes, but they're going to have to be more than janitors if they want to surive this insane bloodbath of mutants, toxic energy drinks, and Jehovah's Witnesses!

Starring Derek Dirlam, Steven Bucko, and Matthew Feeney in the lead roles, and featuring Troma's LLOYD KAUFMAN as Steve Nye The NRA Guy, HEALTH FREAKS is a deliciously gruesome assault on a society obsessed with consumerism and beautiful bodies. Written by Jack Beranek and Rob Ferraz, and directed by Beranek, it's a gory horror-comedy that you won't want to miss out on!
"Health Freaks" Premiere Promo from Ransom Pictures on Vimeo .


"HEALTH FREAKS" Trailer from Ransom Pictures on Vimeo .
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Temporary Ransom Pictures Shop UP AND RUNNING!!!

Ladies and gentleman and anyone in between, I am happy to inform all of you that we have just launched a temporary, small shop for Ransom Pictures goodies! It is located over at www.cafepress.com/rans...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:36:00 GMT

Health Freaks soundtrack

We now have "ass hat" up on our play list written by Rotten for the movie more to come!!!
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:57:00 GMT

NEW TRAILER ONLINE NOW!!!

The new trailer for "HEALTH FREAKS" is now up and running on the main page!  It is also on Vimeo at http://vimeo.com/2115197 and will appear on YouTube and MyspaceTV shortly, as well as TROM...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 15:03:00 GMT

A Friendly Update From Your Neighborhood Health Freak

It's been a while since the last update, and being that there are some fairly news worthy items worth posting we figured why not let you in on them. First, we are preparing for a set of reshoots sched...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 13:21:00 GMT

"HEALTH FREAKS" Trailer and Updates!!

As you can see, the first trailer for "Health Freaks" is now up on the myspace page!  It can also be viewed at http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual &videoid=28701732.&n...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 18:03:00 GMT