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Turd Ferguson

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

My head hurts.

My Interests

really fast things. Things that explode, massive firepower, Iaido,Krav Maga, Pork. Watermelon. Asian culture -art/ink/food/film life size claymation sex slaves Porridge. White water wristing.USPSA shooter-production/open class and I shoot Glocks. Only Glocks. I might be switching now....Springfield XD..W.B....my favorite hobby. For the rest of my life.

I'd like to meet:

my doppleganger, then smash him in the face with a hammer or GoGo Yubari and have her smash ME in the face with that bad ass ball and chain.Tamara Raich http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5q7i-cRG6Q&mode=related& amp;search=

Music:

L7, Metallica, Black Flag, Suicidal Tendencies, Revolting Cocks, Guns n'Roses, NWA, Lucinda Williams, Johnny Cash, Dwight Yoakum,The Dwarves, Commander Cody, Motorhead, Geto Boys, Butthole Surfers, Henry Rollins...that's enough

Movies:

Kill Bill,Goodfellas, Road Warrior, Oldboy, Ichi the Killer, Visitor Q, Clockwork Orange,Straw Dogs, The Hitcher, Pulp Fiction, The Exorcist, Zatoichi, Naked Gun, Glengarry Glenross, Repo man, The Professional, Natural Born Killers,Super Troopers, Unleashed,...you know, family stuff.

Television:

Not as much as I'd like.

Books:

The Book of 5 Rings, The Art of War, Swiss Family Robinson, The Big Book of Joint Locks and Breaking, Old Yeller, Silat Techniques...whatever is on Oprah's list!

Heroes:

F.F. Woodycock Frank Booth Atilla the Hun Ed Parker