40 things every woman should know... |
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. If you have ANY doubt in your mind about a man's chara...
Posted by Paradise™ on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:44:00 PST |
Me without you |
Me without you is likeA pot head who's not highA plane that doesn't flyA sucidal that doesnt dieA fat man with no boobsA condom with no lubeA starcraft with no noobsA hooker with no luckA hoe that doe...
Posted by Paradise™ on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:02:00 PST |
poop :( |
Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
The stupidest mistake in life is thinking the one who hurt you the most, wo...
Posted by Paradise™ on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:08:00 PST |
Blah |
Sometimes I ponder about what will come nextWhere will my life turn when it seems to stall?When is the next time I will smile again?and how will I get up, should I fall?Happiness fills me with a touch...
Posted by Paradise™ on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:54:00 PST |
sick |
sick! blah!
Been stuck in my house for the past two days!
spent easter alone in bed! who wants to bring me soup? haha!...
Posted by Paradise™ on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:08:00 PST |
My april Schedule |
for all my stalkers! MUAH! ~Alex
APRIL
Tues the 10th thru Sunday the 15th
Wed the 18th thru Sat the 21st
tuesday the 24th thru sunday the 29
Club hours:
Mon-sat 7pm -2am
sun...
Posted by Paradise™ on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:22:00 PST |
Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian |
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scient...
Posted by Paradise™ on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:49:00 PST |
Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus |
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer. 9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex. 8. Beer has never caused a major war. 7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves. 6. Wh...
Posted by Paradise™ on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:42:00 PST |
The Biblical God is NOT pro-life, he advocates child murder, infanticide, child abuse and abort |
I see so many retarded ass Christians talking about abortion being a crime against God. It's not a wonder that they are hard pressed to find a conclusive biblical statement to corroborate their ...
Posted by Paradise™ on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:04:00 PST |
Top 8 Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say |
8. What do you mean today's our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV. 6. Ohh, this diamond is way too big! 5. Can our relationship get a little more physical...
Posted by Paradise™ on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 02:40:00 PST |
